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Jokes suitable for primary school students

1. One day, the mouse, keyboard, monitor and main chassis were chatting together.

The keyboard said, "I'm so bitter. Every day someone knocks on my bones."

The monitor said, "Stop it. I feel embarrassed to be watched every day."

The mouse said, "Still compare with me? Someone touches me every day! "

The main cabinet spoke. Guess what he said?

"ah! Even if you are happy, someone will press my navel every day! "

2. Four mice brag:

A: I eat rat poison as candy every day.

I go to the rat trap several times a day.

C: I go to the horse races several times a day.

D: Hey, it's getting late. I want to go home and sleep with my cat.

Dad put his son to bed and went back to the bedroom to get ready for bed.

"Dad!" Cried the son.

"What is it?"

"I'm thirsty. Can I have a glass of water?"

"You just drank it! Go to sleep, I have turned off the lights! "

Five minutes later?

"dad! I'm thirsty. Can't you get me a glass of water? "

"I just said! You let me hit you again! "

Five more minutes?

"Dad!"

"What's the matter now?"

"Be sure to bring a glass of water when you come to hit me!"