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Migrant workers always have the same experience of clothes being caught by underground gates. How did you spend this embarrassing time?
Waiting silently, after all, it takes two minutes for clothes to be caught by the door, usually not for a long time, so I waited silently for the next stop, and then came out when the door opened. When I get to the station, everyone who wants to get off the bus rushes to the door, and I will always keep that state.
When the door opens, if I want to get off, I will get off in a hurry. If I don't get off, I'll move a seat so that everyone can get off smoothly. As for other people's eyes, I still don't care much. After all, the more nervous and cramped, the more likely it is to cause more embarrassing situations.
I made a series of jokes when I got on and off the wrong station in the subway. Once it was because I got off at the wrong stop. After getting off the subway, I looked around for a long time. It seemed quite wrong, and it was completely different from the place where I got off before. So I looked back at the subway station written in the direction of the subway and found myself getting off one stop earlier.
So I ran desperately into the subway car again. At this time, the subway door will be closed, and then half of my body will be caught. Fortunately, the subway opened smoothly. At that time, everyone's eyes were on me, and at this time I was faced with a very embarrassing situation, so I smiled awkwardly at everyone.
But everyone's expression was indifferent, and they turned their heads to do their own thing. My smile can only freeze in the air, and I can only silently take out my mobile phone. At that moment, I couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground.
Because others don't care about all my actions, everyone is just curious. Curiosity is satisfied, and everyone goes to do their own thing. And I am just a stranger, my every move can't arouse their interest at all, and I won't let others pay attention to me all the time.
Face others' eyes calmly. When I gradually understand this, I don't care much about other people's opinions. Whether I was laughed at at at the subway gate or sneezed in the subway, a snot bubble burst in the water. When everyone saw this embarrassing situation, I would face it calmly.
After all, these things are unexpected accidents. Since you can't change it, you can only choose to accept it. The best way to accept it is to treat it indifferently, instead of being overly nervous, and try to make up for it in an extreme way.
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