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Tell some jokes, humorous silence, short, riddles. Say some funny answers, it's harder to step on. Write the answer.

1: There is an animal that is not like a boat. Walking is really lazy. Today, you must win the lottery to ensure the arrival of Vice Taiping.

2. Standing like a tree, lying like a road. If you choose today, you can get the money.

There is an animal that is very clever. It can sing and dance. Some people want to learn from it and teach people not to forget to leave a trick.

There is a little girl in my village. Her clothes are not fashionable, but she looks good. People always say that she is not good.

Everything is born to drill holes, and the holes are deep. The fine railings of the Bafang Pavilion create an ingenious mechanism.

6. There is an animal that is really strange. A few feathers stand tall, and it's not too cute to see people smiling at you.

7: After playing all day, there is nothing to do. It's really easy to make money in games. If you dare to gamble this time, you will surely get the money.

8: The little mouse is really strange. It eats chicken and fish. Its tail is not long and its stomach is thin. When it is hungry, it will eat.

9: In the ninth game today, several people didn't win the prize. This time, you have to choose the right one, not only losing money, but also earning two.

10: One kind of animal is too proud. Everyone must look for it. This bug is really terrible. It must be the moon found in the sea.

The answer is that it is easy to find below.

1, Guangming-Ma 2,-Butterfly 3, Taiping-Shuilong 4, only- Wildcat.

5. Anshi-nun 6, Rishan-Chicken 7, Li Jing-Goldfish 8, Yuanji-Deer.

9. Qingyun-Cormorant 10, Jinguan-Tortoise 1 1, Jiuguan-Magpie 12, Favorable-Elephant.

13, phoneme-spider 14, tiger-snake 15, Feng Chun-peacock 16, Kunshan-tiger.

17, Rong Sheng-Goose 18, Shangzhao-Swallow 19, Sanhuai-Monkey 20, Zhengshun-Pig.

2 1, Pangu-Screw 22, Fu Sun-Dog 23, Bao Yue-Rabbit 24, Jiangci-Fire Dragon.

25, God-domestic cat 26, yuan gui-crab 27, Han Yun-cow 28, the best-sheep.

29. Zhankui-carp 30, Kochi-earthworm 3 1, contract-pigeon 32, river and sea-frog

33, Pearl Owl 34, Maolin Bee 35, Tian Liang Eel 36, Bimouse.