A simple joke experience

1 building. I forgot to take the paper when I went to the toilet. I only have a photo of my girlfriend and 100 yuan in my pocket. Which one should I use? Somebody tell me. Second floor. Use your fingers! ~ rinse with water again! ~ third floor. Use one hundred. Don't you think it hurts to use photos? The photo is too hard. Fourth floor. Use one hundred dollars, wash it and spend it on the fifth floor. After washing the shopping upstairs, the sixth floor is still fragrant. Haha, I'd better use what others have used in the wastebasket. (-_ _-This answer is really huge. . ) 7th floor. You should lift your pants and leave after you go to the bathroom. . . . . . . . . (Dude, it's too atmospheric) 8th floor. Cry ~ I'm eating, 9th floor. Liar. ................ doesn't even have shoes? Scrape with shoes (how does big brother shit scrape -__-||) 10 floor. Simple ~ ~ reluctantly give up what one loves ~ ~ Use your underwear ` ~ 1 1 floor. Just buckle with your hand ~ ~ Remember to wash your hands. Floor 12. Using socks is the same as using shoes. . . ) 13 floor. You didn't put this in the toilet, did you ... to be honest, what did you use ... 14 floor. There is no paper in India 15 floor. Tear 100 into five equal parts. Use a photo. There are 80 yuan left. It's very profitable. I'm a girl's boyfriend. Of course, I can't use it! ~ ~ (Jie Nv Di Zhen TM has an economic mind)16th floor. Use both, because one is not enough to wipe the floor (-_ |||)17. Call for help! 18th floor. The photo faces inward, let your girlfriend carry you, and then scrape it, so that you can compare it in your mind. . ) 19 floor. Tear the photo into two thin pieces ~! ! Wipe it with the non-tattooed side ~ ~! ! ! (more cattle. . ) 20th floor. It is true that he can't find the hair dryer to blow off. Don't bother me with such questions next time (it's really sweaty). Can't you call 1 10? 22nd floor. Stupid! There must be a faucet in the toilet. Just go out and get a hose, plug it in the faucet and squat down to wash it. 23rd floor. Two things I can't stand, ........... ~ ~ and then tear off my girlfriend's head in the photo as a souvenir and wipe PP ~ ~ ~100 ... for use on the 24th floor. So what do you do? I think so too. . . . . You should pull your brother over and wash him with your own urine. Not bad, you are still very considerate. (orz) 25th floor. You climb to the ladies' room and see if there is a 26th floor. After taking the tuba, I pursed the PP, then started throwing it wildly for 5 minutes, and then I used centrifugal force to clean the poop left on the PP, and then I could do it, but it was time-consuming and a little tired ~ ~ ~ 27th floor. The hips upstairs are very strong. The 28th floor. Don't toilets all have walls? Rub against the wall. The 29th floor. It's really bad to breathe out the residue outside PP in one breath (go, where's your acrobatics? ) 30th floor. Wait, let me help you clean the 3 1 building. Be generous! Dora. Block the toilet! When someone else comes in to repair it, you threaten: no paper! Never go out! ! ! Don't you need it? The 32nd floor. Stick the gum in your mouth and it will be clean. If it's still too sweet to throw away, keep chewing (the worst is you, O _ O) 33rd floor. Blow it with your mouth, dry it, and you can dig the shell to the 34th floor. Have you ever practiced yoga? You can lick it yourself, but it is more difficult. What if I have diarrhea? Then 100 is not enough. The 36th floor. There are two ways in front of you: choose love or continue to love, the greatness of love or the temptation of money? This is a question, a choice. When you finally find the support of life, when you pick up the bill and treat it like dirt, you suddenly find that it has dried up. -guarding love seems to have sacrificed a lot, but in fact it has gained more.