Jokes about shit

1. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the stool pulled by the gibbon. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. Others asked how they got together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

2. The lion and the bear shit by the tree respectively. A month later, the lion found that the tree next to his shit was thicker than that of the bear, so he said a philosophy full of vicissitudes-lion shit is better than bear shit!

Don't worry if you don't bring paper when you are by the railway. The train will remind you: pants wipe, pants wipe, pants wipe! Don't worry, when you go to the toilet by the river and there is no paper, the frog will tell you: scratch, scratch, scratch!