What is the ranking of the funniest sentence?

Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend. Don't worry about sister, sister is just two lines of tears. Don't make fun of me, I'll make you vomit blood. Don't underestimate my brother, he is a stimulant. Don't envy dad, dad is just a myth. Don't ignore mom, mom is a flower. Don't dwell on your aunt. She told you to peel off your skin. Don't forget me, I left a shoe. Don't despise uncle, he has also published books.

1, don't be infatuated with Brother. This is a new network language, which originated from a hodgepodge of cats and was a spoof caused by a post of "Don't be infatuated with Brother" by netizens. Please don't be infatuated with your brother, which is also the urban power of online writers (cool novels), is serialized on the flying library. The novel mainly tells the story of Brother Sharp. There is also a similar name, "Please stop being infatuated with me", which is the lyrics of a song "I am just a legend" by singer Chen Xu.

The source of this sentence is Taobao, a spoof customer evaluation by a shopkeeper, in which ps and spoof pictures swarmed and were later reprinted by a greasy hodgepodge. Many cat executives also participated in the spoof activities, so netizens began to pay attention to the title of the post "Don't be infatuated with me, I am just a legend". Now there are two words circulating on the Internet: "Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend." Another sentence is "Don't fall in love with me, I'm just a legend".

2, the sister is two lines of tears. Because when a brother or sister grows up, she not only has to take care of her family, but also her younger sister (younger sister is much more difficult to take care of than younger brother, let alone younger brother here). Sister is difficult to take care of, involves a lot, and will bring great pain to younger brother or sister, so it is said that there are two lines of tears.

There are also some funny parallelism sentences, such as:

Wife, wife, I love you, just like a rice farmer, waiting for you carefully, waiting for you to slowly become rice, love you, eat you, and then I will start planting rice!

Very enthusiastic, nine independent, eight smart, seven aura, six romantic, five friends, four working days, three sleepy, two people who love you and one person you love.

Newton was hit by an apple and found gravity; When Columbus sailed around the world, he discovered the new continent; When you look in the mirror, wow! You found a primitive man!

Send you a happy flower and keep it in your mobile phone. It will bring you good luck! But remember to pour some water to your mobile phone often, and water the flowers inside!