What are some classic and funny Xiaochang dialects? urgently need you

When Nai went to work yesterday, an old man came to my bank and asked me: "Have you got any pesticides?" I said, "I don't sell pesticides." He added: "It's not a pesticide, it's a tooth decay killer." I said, "There's no chance that my teeth will be infected with tooth decay. It's because my teeth are infected with bacteria and rotten." He said, "No, that's what I'm talking about." There are people who specialize in pick-and-rolls. They pay a dime to pick one, but they insist on seeing it, and rent a lot of it." I said, "I also see the pick-and-roll, it's like playing magic, you're the one with it! Bottom!" He pointed at a rotten tooth in his mouth and said, "What can I do if my tooth is tired?" I wiped it and said, "You can only pick it up if you're tired of it." After a while, he said, "How much does it cost to set up a dental club if I rent a doctor's salary?" I opened the note, it was 40 yuan, he took it upside down, took a look at it, and said, "Don't spend money blindly, I'm the boss." It only costs ten yuan to raise your teeth, connect them, and roar. You are as expensive as my mother, can you give me a little less?” I said, “It’s the hospital’s decision. It can’t be less.” The hospital is definitely more expensive than other hospitals. Even the disinfection costs more than ten yuan!" He said: "It's too expensive, so I'll be angry if I stay outside..." When you go out, you'll get back the fish! The driver came over to see if I could pull him. I was selling the gearbox. He went downstairs and scooped up the air. I moistened it and he had to come up to the bottom. Sure enough, he rented the bird and scooped it up. He had already paid the bird fee to scoop it out. Let’s get started.” I received the invoice from him and prepared for the mahjong massage. I asked him, “Have you ever played mahjong?” Bird, asked again, "Are you allergic to the anesthetic?" He said, "It's fun, it's fun!" I wanted to be crazy, so I took off my mask and shouted, "I'm asking about the anesthetic, not the mahjong game." He only listened when he was tired of it. Clearly, he said: "I heard you wrong, I risked taking anesthesia, hehe..." Half an hour later, he picked up his rotten teeth and scooped up the blood of Nasidi. He wanted it, so I rented it and poured it out to him. bird. Then, I wrote a medical order for him on the medical record: If you feel tired for three days, do not use seven hard bases, do not use seven spicy bases, do not use seven too cold or too hot bases, take seven anti-inflammatory drugs, do not use water to lose weight, and rest more. Play mahjong!