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Why on earth can Cixi win the favor of Xianfeng?

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When Cixi was young, she was said to be breathtaking.

Because most of the photos of Cixi left today are photos of her later years, she can't see beauty.

But not long ago, a company used computer software to calculate the appearance of Cixi when she was young. After the recovery, it was really breathtaking.

The Qing court was so corrupt that most of the so-called draft girls became ugly-a show girl had to be born with the Eight Banners and had to go through several hurdles in the draft to be seen by the emperor.

This means that many beautiful girls are out of the game in the early stage because they lack background and are not good at wooing interpersonal relationships.

With her extraordinary skill and certain influence in the family, Cixi may be able to enter the final stage for Xianfeng to choose personally. With the incomparable beauty of Cixi, Emperor Xianfeng can naturally shine at the moment.

PS: There is a joke circulating on the Internet.

Emperor Guangxu likes to eat eggs, but seldom eats them. Because the price offered by the Ministry of Internal Affairs to Guangxu was 320 taels of silver for an egg (in fact, the market price at that time was about two taels for three tung trees).

Although Guangxu was very greedy for eggs, he was always reluctant to eat them.

One day, he pretended not to ask a clean minister how much an egg was.

The minister dared not tell the truth, so he had to find an excuse to say that he didn't like eggs.

This is a true story, which shows how corrupt the late Qing Dynasty was.