The top ten strongest jokes in history make you laugh your teeth off in one minute.

1. Wife: Honey, if you lose me one day, how will you feel? Me: Hmm. . . Just like cooking without salt! Wife: You mean life would be boring without me? Me: Idiot, I mean I'll buy another pack! Wife. . .

I once went on a business trip with a lesbian. Suddenly I remembered a dirty joke. He said to him: I think of a yellow smile word to tell you. She just ignored me and turned away? I'm mulberry heart. And then what? Then she waved to me in a corner: come here, come here, this way. There are few people here? Walking outside with my girlfriend at night, my girlfriend said to me: winter is still good. ? I said:? Like what? Girlfriend Pa Slap me in the face and ask me: Do you feel less pain than before? I touched my face and said it seemed true. ? I wanted to ask a girl out that day and called for a long time. As a result, her father answered the phone I said excitedly: hello, uncle, is aunt at home? I want to ask her out to play. I have a dream, that is to return to my hometown with sunglasses and Lamborghini. After more than 20 years of hard work, I have done half of it, and I have sunglasses. 6. Four mice brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: it itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; C: Don't go to the streets several times a day. D: it's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat. 7. A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but they were knocked down. Only one ant sticks to the elephant's neck. The ant below shouted: strangle him, strangle him, sample, upside down!

8. Girlfriend's family condition is good. Her father despises me, dislikes my family's poverty and incompetence, and embarrasses me. Coming out of her house, I secretly vowed that I must work hard! Finally, after three years of struggle, I became friends with her. Because her father went bankrupt. 9. After graduating from graduate school, Xiao Wu couldn't find a job for a long time and was on tenterhooks all day. One day, my little nephew came to visit him and comfort him. Uncle, why don't you also come to a stream of people! ~? Xiao Wu was surprised and asked him: Why? The little nephew answered very seriously:? The radio often says, have an abortion today, and you can go to work tomorrow! ? 10. On the bus, an ugly woman accidentally stepped on a man's foot. The man is furious: try stepping on it again and I'll show you! The ugly girl was overjoyed and quickly stepped on her foot and said, Great, big brother, now you don't have to spend money on plastic surgery.