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People who talk a lot suddenly lose their voice
It is unimaginable for a person who likes to talk to suddenly shut his mouth and keep it shut for a year. This is what Yu Dawei's father hopes. When Yu Dawei was a child, he was very talkative and talked a lot. As soon as he opened his mouth, he would talk endlessly.
The most annoying thing about Yu Dawei’s father is sitting with Yu Dawei when watching a movie. From the beginning to the end of the movie, Yu Dawei can’t stop talking. He sits on the sofa and comments on the plot and comments. The actor has a small mouth, like a machine that specializes in popping beans.
After the game Plants and Zombies became popular all over the world, Yu Dawei’s father described Yu Dawei as the pea shooter in the game, except that what came out of his mouth were not peas, but strings. sentences.
Yu Dawei's father said to him: "If you don't speak for a year, will you suffocate to death?"
Yu Dawei never thought of answering this question seriously. , he knew that he talked a lot, but he couldn't help it. He defended: "My mind works very fast, and my mouth wants to express it. What can I do?"
Yu Dawei's father could only say, "Wait for you. When you enter the society in the future, you will know that silence is golden."
Before Yu Dawei entered the society, he encountered trouble. The year before last, he went to the temple to worship the Bodhisattva and randomly drew a lot. The monk was an old monk with a round face and a round belly. Yu Dawei joked that this old monk was just like Maitreya Buddha, except that his round belly was exposed.
When the old monk was unraveling the fortune, he advised Yu Dawei to practice the "Silent Word Jue" in the new year, saying less and reading more, talking less and doing more.
Yu Dawei waved his hands repeatedly, "I can't learn this skill. I've been talking too much since I was a child and can't hold it back." The old monk said with a smile, "It's okay if you can't do it. This is your fate too, right? Since it can't be done, there may be other causes and conditions."
Unexpectedly, after the beginning of spring, Yu Dawei felt that his throat was dry and itchy, and he would cough from time to time. At first, he didn't care, and thought that drinking some water would help. There was no problem. Yu Dawei's mother asked him to go to the hospital for a checkup. He also said that the problem was not serious and would be fine in a few days.
Unexpectedly, after a few days, my throat was no longer itchy and my coughing became less frequent, but my speaking voice became hoarse. Yu Dawei thought it was strep throat, which might be caused by the change of seasons or pollen allergy. As long as he cleared his throat more often, it would be cured.
When Dawei was completely speechless, he went to the hospital. At first, the doctor could not find the cause of the disease. After conducting various examinations, Yu Dawei’s vocal cords and throat were normal, so he had to undergo surgery. Give him some medicine so that he won't be too stressed and pay attention to rest.
At this time, Yu Dawei remembered that the old monk advised him to practice "Mo Zi Jue" and said that there would be other causes and conditions. He couldn't help but believe that this was probably destiny, and God wanted him to shut up. Bar.
Yu Dawei’s father started to panic. Although he had hoped that Yu Dawei would stop talking for a year, when Yu Dawei became speechless, he became nervous and blamed himself, blaming himself for what he had done. At that time, I hoped that my son would not speak for a year!
Looking at Yu Dawei, who was now unable to speak a word at home, he seemed to be looking at a stranger. He was completely different from the eloquent Yu Dawei before.
Yu Dawei seems much more mature now. Because he doesn't speak, he has more time to think about things and read books. His whole person seems to have changed from the inside out.
Because he could not speak, he could only communicate with his parents through gestures or writing. When he saw that his parents were worried about him, he advised them not to worry and told them about going to the temple to ask for signatures. told them.
When Yu Dawei’s parents heard about their son’s request for a signature, they were suspicious on the one hand, but willing to believe it on the other. If this was really just a temporary loss of voice, it would still be acceptable.
Yu Dawei went to the temple again and found the monk. When the monk saw Yu Dawei like this, he felt incredible in his heart. What he said when interpreting the lottery was actually just a very simple dialectical philosophy: "People who talk too much will one day be cautious because they realize that talking too much will lead to mistakes." "He never expected that Yu Dawei would suddenly be speechless.
The old monk looked at Yu Dawei's condition and was worried for him, but he still acted very relaxed and told Yu Dawei not to worry. When fate meets, he will naturally talk again.
The old monk asked Yu Dawei to leave his phone number and said he would contact him if anything happened.
Seeing Yu Dawei's back disappear from sight, the old monk picked up his mobile phone and dialed the number of a layman who was a well-known laryngologist in China. After listening to the old monk's description, He asked the old monk to tell Yu Dawei that he should go to his hospital for consultation. He was confident that he would find the cause of Yu Dawei's illness.
After Yu Dawei went to experts for treatment three times, he recovered and regained his voice. He was indeed a changed person. In the past few months when he lost his voice, he had no choice but to " After practicing "Mozi Jue", I also realized some of the wonderful effects of "silence is golden" as my father said, and my whole person suddenly matured a lot.
Yu Dawei has been friends with the old monk in the temple for many years. Whenever he is free, he will go to the old monk to chat with him. He once asked the old monk, "How can you tell me from the signature?" What about the upcoming encounter?" The old monk touched his round belly and smiled "hehe". He didn't know how to answer, so he just smiled and left it a little mysterious.
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