Super funny collection of short stories

# Children's Stories # Introduction Funny stories bring insight and tolerance, while cynicism brings profound and unfriendly understanding. As the saying goes, a smile is ten years old. Funny jokes can bring us joy, drive away all kinds of unhappiness and have a good mood. The following is a collection of super funny stories, which are arranged and shared. Welcome to read and learn from them.

Angry little moxa, old Chinese doctor, fashionable woman. Dressing is always ahead of the times. She got up this morning and found a lot of nosebleeds! Little moxa dare not neglect, forgot, and went straight to the hospital.

Western medicine checked it and said there was nothing wrong, except getting angry and reducing fire. Xiao Ai was not at ease, so she went to the Chinese medicine hospital again, and specially hung up an expert number, thinking of finding an authoritative old Chinese medicine doctor to diagnose it.

It's Xiao Ai's turn to see a doctor. I saw the old man pulse first, twist his beard and nod. He didn't seem to notice anything unusual, and then said, "Girl, come here." Said, and he took out a small flashlight from his white coat pocket, and a beam of light hit the little moxa's face.

The old doctor of traditional Chinese medicine pushed his glasses and asked with a puzzled face, "Hey, girl, why is the color and shape of your pupil so strange?"

Xiao Ai replied, "Doctor, I'm wearing blue makeup contact lenses. I look big and beautiful!" "

Beauty contact lenses are a rarity for the old Chinese doctor. No wonder he hasn't seen them, but the old man soon calmed down and said, "OK, girl, let me see your ears. There are many acupuncture points on this ear. Let me pinch some acupoints for you. If you have any pain or soreness, please tell me! " He rolled up his sleeves and prepared to make ear acupuncture for Xiao Ai.

Who knows this question, the old man was shocked. I see Xiao Ai's ears have holes and earrings from the earlobe to the auricle. Acupoints are hard to find, let alone pinch.

This puzzled the old Chinese doctor. He paused for a moment, sighed and said helplessly, "Girl, reach out and let me see your nails. Sometimes some human diseases will be reflected in your nails. "

Hearing this, Xiao Ai smiled awkwardly: "Doctor, do you have any other examination methods?" The old doctor of traditional Chinese medicine was surprised to see Xiao Ai's outstretched hand. Ten nails were covered with black nail polish!

The old Chinese doctor completely collapsed and said, "Girl, I can't stand your illness!" " "

The nouveau riche had sex with his wife when he was looking for a mistress, but since he had money, he began to think about bags.

Piyoufa made a fortune by violating the law and discipline, and it was dangerous to keep San Xiao, but in order to satisfy his desire, Piyoufa couldn't care less. What kind of person are you looking for to be a mistress?

On this day, a girl named Ali came to the company to apply. She has a beautiful face and a plump figure, and she immediately made a decision to stay. After two days of trial, Ali made mistakes again and again, and she forgot everything she told her in the morning and afternoon. What's more, sometimes she even forgets her skin. Ask carefully, Ali has super amnesia.

Pi Youfa couldn't cope with the work and wanted Ali to leave, but Ali pleaded with Jiao to stay. At that time, there was an outsider present, and Pi Youfa said very appropriately that she would think about it and give her an answer. Pi Youfa clearly remembers that he took Ali out to talk about things in his own BMW. Ali said happily, if only she could marry a rich husband! So Ali is a gold digger. You keep her, she has a poor memory, and nothing will go wrong in the future. Thinking of this, Pi You asked Ali out.

Seeing the thick cash, Ali's eyes widened and she agreed.

Pi Youfa took Ali to the villa. When I woke up the next morning, Pi Youfa tentatively asked, "Ali, do you remember what happened last night?" Ali thought for a long time and shook his head.

In the days to come, Pi Youfa will come to Ali as soon as he has time. If Ali forgets who Pi Youfa is, Pi Youfa will show her intimate photos of two people.

On this day, Pi Youfa suddenly got the news that a director who paid bribes was investigated. If the director gives up hairy skin, it is dangerous to have hairy skin. After paying bribes to all the people who threatened him, Piyou, who was afraid, felt that Alina should cut off contact first, so she stopped looking for her.

I haven't seen him for days, and Ali hasn't called him. It seems that she has forgotten all about it. Pi chuckled, don't worry.

Don't want to go home at night, my wife angrily threw a mop at Pi Youfa. Pew shouted, "Are you crazy?" My wife wiped her tears and said, "You bastard, call me crazy!" "

Pi Youfa looked down at the computer, and Weibo posted a "looking for you" post, which was covered with many indecent photos of him. There is also a line next to the indecent photo: "I have super amnesia, and I don't remember anything before." I don't remember who the man in the photo is or when it was taken, but I think he must be my lover because he sleeps next to me. I haven't seen him for a long time, but I still hope that good people can help me find him ... "