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Are you still questioning the nationality of Deng Yaping's son?

As the national sport of China, table tennis has always been the pride of the sports world, and Deng Yaping is an excellent table tennis player, who is invincible not only in China, but also truly stands at the peak of the world.

The god of war retired.

It is said that at the peak of Deng Yaping's life, she was a ping-pong Sivir. When she retired, teams from many countries celebrated her retirement, and some even held banquets to celebrate her retirement. You know, athletes from other countries miss the gold medal almost every time.

After retiring, Deng Yaping did not use this aura to make money. Instead, I picked up the book again and started the long-lost road of learning. Deng Yaping not only plays well, but also can't catch up with the average person. He was admitted to Cambridge University in England.

So she is not only a table tennis expert, but also a gifted scholar. In the 800-year history of Cambridge, she was the first person to get a doctorate as a top table tennis player in the world.

Although she can do this, she does suffer a lot. Dai Yue, the star, worked very hard, especially when writing a thesis, and got pregnant. As a result, she can only run between home and the library with a big belly every day, and at the same time she has to bear all kinds of painful reactions to pregnancy.

Ten months after her pregnancy, her son Lin Hanming was born in France. Under the guidance of his mother, Xiao Hanming is very organized, unhurried and comfortable.

But to Deng Yaping's regret, Lin Hanming did not compete for everything like a world champion. He is very free and believes in Buddhism.

I don't know why, children have no interest in table tennis since childhood, but like football and basketball. Deng Yaping doesn't care, just go with him. Of course, I also expect him to fall in love with table tennis.

However, until he was nine years old, he still turned a blind eye to table tennis, which made his champion mother very worried. At this rate for a long time, the descendants of Shuai Shuai's table tennis god of war can't even play table tennis. Isn't this a big joke?

Therefore, Deng Yaping and Lin Hanming had a long talk, analyzed the interest relationship, and even took her husband to persuade her son. She feels that if she plays football, Lin Hanming is far from reaching the level of the first-class football team.

Playing basketball is not only technically deficient, but also physically deficient and short of height. After all, Han Lin Ming herself found that playing table tennis seems to be the most suitable for her, but although she doesn't like it, she doesn't hate it. In this way, she once again embarked on the journey of table tennis with her parents' footprints.

Teaching from the champion

The first lesson that world champion Deng Yaping taught Lin Hanming was "practice". She told her children that when they used to play games, they often found a pointing point at home and started training. They only kicked off when they were exhausted.

But children still don't know what these trainings mean. Sometimes they feel tired and want to have a rest. Deng Yaping was never used to him, constantly strengthened his training and demonstrated himself every time.

In Deng Yaping's home, you can often hear the sound of table tennis training mixed with the crying of children. Kobayashi Hanming sometimes cried and practiced, and suddenly found that something seemed to meet her mother's requirements, so she became more and more confident.

Although she sometimes breathes and sweats, her mother still won't let her stop. The rest is just to wipe the sweat with a towel and continue training. It lasted for hours at a time until she was exhausted and on the verge of collapse, and she couldn't stop.

In this way, whenever he plays, he wins almost as soon as he serves, and many opponents are not at the same level as him. When he really wins the game, he will go home happily and tell Deng Yaping.

But Deng Yaping never praised him too much for fear that he would be complacent.

Minor problems caused by nationality

At one time, Deng Yaping's son, Lin Hanming, looked up information on the Internet because it was not a question of China nationality. The result doesn't matter. He actually found his mother famous, so he specially searched the name Deng Yaping.

To his shock, his mother, Deng Yaping, has won 14 world championships in succession, held the world's first record for eight consecutive years, and won the Olympic women's singles and women's doubles championships twice. She is known as the god of war in table tennis, which can be said to be remarkable.

Of course, he didn't believe it, and he specially searched the video of Deng Yaping's game. At that time, Deng Yaping was simply a good player, with and while one man guards it's imposing manner.

After she knew what had happened, he felt very ashamed and thought he was really a fool before. He often thinks that his mother's skills are not hard enough and she is not a good coach.

After watching the video of her mother fighting in the Olympic Games, she really inherited Deng Yaping's spirit and even her ball skills. Maybe she doesn't want to embarrass her mother, or she wants to win a sigh of relief for herself. Lin Hanming, 14 years old, is now one of the hardest-trained table tennis players in Beijing No.2 Middle School. Former Olympic table tennis champion Malone is from this team.

Different from others, Lin Hanming not only has an excellent player like Deng Yaping as his coach, but also a world champion like Malone as his brother. Maybe the next world champion is Lin Hanming, or maybe he will be better than his mother.

I didn't relax my study.

Even in such intensive training, Deng Yaping still didn't let Lin Hanming give up her studies for table tennis, because she is such a person herself. She asked Lin Hanming to go to school on time every day and finish his homework carefully, and the accuracy should be guaranteed.

Only after all this is done can the training begin. On the weekend that all the children were looking forward to, Deng Yaping made Lin Hanming train all day. Some people may say that such a request is too harsh, and children have no childhood. Deng Yaping already has the answer.

She said that as a table tennis player, unlike ordinary people, he needs more training, even abandoning some unnecessary ones and making some choices that are hard to give up. However, if he wants to be a world champion, he needs to pay the price of blood and sweat and do better than others.

Even so, it may not be successful. Every step of her progress is based on her own flesh and blood and struggle. Maybe enough effort and sweat can't buy everything she wants, but athletes are not stars, let alone those small meats, and they can't win the peak of sports by looking good or running and jumping.

They may endure not only boredom and fatigue during training, but even some keyboard players will maliciously attack them and make rumors with some tricky questions that ordinary people can't imagine, making much ado about nothing.

And these athletes can only succeed if they work hard for decades. But it is precisely because these strugglers who have been on stage for three minutes and off stage for ten years have promoted the development of sports in China. They use their struggling youth to glorify the prosperous China.