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Fourth grade composition duck
Do ducks 1 ducks still have talent? That's right. My duck is very clever.
Last year, my grandmother gave me a duck, which was black and chubby. When I didn't buy meat at home, I was thinking. Hey, as soon as he saw my eyes, he ran out screaming and came back late. I cried my eyes out all afternoon, and I was worried that something would happen to it. After that, I stopped thinking about it.
This duck has a huge shelf. It takes a bath once a day, and if it doesn't, it keeps making trouble. "Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-"seems to stop when the world is knocked down. The water is very cold when taking a bath. The tail, which is too short to cover the ass, shook, as if showing off the ass. The bent neck swings from side to side, as if to compete with a swan.
Maybe I know that I am kind to it, and it will repay me one day. That day, I was going to school, but I still couldn't find the key. Just when I was so anxious that I almost turned my house upside down, the "genius duck" came slowly with my key in his mouth. I'm so happy that I can't describe it in words after I searched the word sea. I said loudly, "I'll comfort you when I come back tonight!" " "It blinked.
Duck 2 Grandma keeps a flock of ducks, among which a drake is the most eye-catching. Everyone calls it "Mr. Duck".
"Master Duck" is wearing a gray dress, a long flat mouth, a pair of small bright eyes, and a handful of white hair at the back of his tail is particularly conspicuous. It's funny to walk with measured steps and twisted hips.
"Master Duck" has the demeanor of a master when eating. Whenever grandma feeds the duck cold rice, "Master Duck" strolls leisurely to the edge of the dish basin, shovels the rice with his long flat mouth, and then swallows it with his neck upturned, making a "yum yum" sound from time to time. When it is eating, other ducks dare not go forward, and when it has eaten almost, they dare to grab it.
Once, Master Duck held his head high and walked among the ducks, as if thinking about something. Accidentally, I fell into a deep puddle nearby. "Master Duck" flapped his powerful wings desperately in the puddle, but it didn't help to turn over a few somersaults, and he still couldn't get up. "Master Duck" simply swam leisurely in this puddle, and the ducks jumped down one after another, flapping their wings and playing with each other. Finally, grandma saved them one by one.
Duck 3 I have another lovely little yellow duck. It's so comfortable to touch its smooth fluff with your hands!
It has a golden fluff, a pair of black eyes, like two small black beans, shining. A pale yellow mouth is as lovely as a biscuit. Its body has a pair of short and small wings. If it closes its wings, you may not see it unless you look carefully!
Little yellow duck likes swimming best. As soon as I put it in the small basin, it swam happily. It is really cute. I like watching him eat best. Knowing that he is a "vegetable expert", Dad deliberately chopped vegetables in a small bowl, mixed them with water and put them in front of Little Yellow Duck's "home". When the little yellow duck saw the food coming, it waddled out and plunged into the bowl to eat. When he was full, he went back to the hut to sleep with the "general's stomach". I walked over and saw that it buried its head in its own fluff, really like a yellow fluff ball. If you play with it as a ball, it will be a big joke!
I like my little yellow duck. When I am unhappy, it always makes me laugh. Really my good "partner", I like it!
One morning, the mother duck went out to do something. After breakfast, the duckling sneaked out to play while his mother was away. The duckling accidentally fell into the pit while playing. The duckling shouted, "Help! Help! "
When the small animals in the forest hear the cry, they will come to see it. It turns out that the duckling fell into the pit. The little monkey said, "Duck, grab my stick and I'll help you pull it up." The duckling nodded and said, "OK, OK." The little monkey puts the stick in the pit where the duckling can't reach it. The little monkey said, "This stick is not long enough, and it is still a little short." Then the elephant said, "use my long nose!" " "So the elephant put its long nose in the hole. The duckling quickly caught the elephant's nose, but it was still out of reach. The bear scratched his head and said, "save this duckling with my bucket!" ""So the bear put the bucket tied with rope into the pit and let the duckling sit in the bucket. The bear lifted the rope and saved the duckling. The duckling says gratefully to everyone, "Thank you!" " "
Duck 5 let me introduce my little yellow duck to my friends.
I like my little yellow duck very much. It has a flat mouth, a long neck, small feet like a fan, furry, small eyes and unstable walking.
Ducks like to play together in groups. I was very happy when my father bought this duck to accompany me. Who knows if this duck will eat or drink? I am worried and sad, but there is nothing I can do. I am scratching my head. Later, grandpa said that ducks need partners just like us. So, grandpa and I went to the duckling wholesale market and bought some ducks. As a result, grandpa was right, and my little yellow duck began to eat. Soon, Little Yellow Duck and other ducks became very good friends, playing, eating and sleeping together.
When I am bored, I like to catch little yellow ducks to play with. Sometimes I catch it and run faster than other ducks. Sometimes I used to play with it when I was a child. Sometimes I catch it and learn to swim in the swimming pool on the roof.
After about three or four months, the little yellow duck grew up! The poor thing suddenly disappeared without a trace at first. He grew into a big duck.
This morning, Duck 6 was awakened by a "quack". Oh, it turns out that my duckling is hungry and barking loudly! Mother hurried out of bed to feed the ducklings. They had a good time.
After a while, I also got up. When I first arrived in the kitchen, the sight in front of me startled me: all four ducks were "walking" here. I'm going to catch these ducks on the balcony to prevent them from shitting at home. But as soon as I got close, the ducks ran away and finally cornered them. After catching two ducks, they quickly put them in the room and then quickly went into the kitchen, fearing that the ducks in the kitchen would get into trouble. As soon as I entered the kitchen, two ducks ran away. Interestingly, a duck tripped twice. It's a pity that I didn't seize this excellent opportunity. The IQ of ducks is not low either. Know it's a dead end, and hurry back. I took this opportunity to catch a duck and the other duck ran behind the door. Do you think the door can hide you? Catch them and let them enjoy the same treatment as the first two ducks. But ducks are creatures after all. When I sent the last two ducks, the first two were already in the toilet. I decisively "caught them" and finally drove them to the balcony.
It's not easy to raise these naughty ducklings, do you think?
Duck 7 Wuhan duck neck is a famous local snack in Wuhan.
Why is Wuhan duck neck so delicious? Mainly because of its soup. And the method is also very simple: put star anise, cinnamon, clove and other materials into the pot, add water and cook for about two hours on medium heat. In order to escape the strong spicy taste, it became a spicy marinade. Then, take the duck neck out of the refrigerator and thaw it. Put it in the freshly cooked spicy marinade. Boil 10 minutes. Use the small gun for another 20 minutes. Finally, I fished it out, blushing in color and smelling delicious, which made my mouth water!
Cooked duck neck must be the most conspicuous of all dishes. His tray is beautiful, and the flaming duck neck is neatly placed on the tray. Just like the children in kindergarten waiting in line hand in hand. There is also a purple flower on the side, which adds a sense of playfulness and makes people unbearable!
Let's start eating! I smelled the duck neck first, and a pungent smell came to my nose. I picked up the duck neck and sent it to my mouth, but there was no meat on it. I've been sucking meat from the cracks in my bones, but I just can't suck it out, so I gave up fighting. So I took all my anger out on the duck neck. After eating one after another, my mother couldn't help laughing when she saw the way I ate. After eating, I found my lips numb! Have a drink with your mother, or you will die!
I also heard my dad say that duck neck is fragrant, spicy, sweet, hemp, salty and crisp. * * * Made of 30 kinds of herbs, it is good for health. After listening, I ate more delicious!
Wuhan duck neck is really memorable!
Duck 8 Confucius Temple has many special snacks, and I like duck blood vermicelli soup best. Why is it called "aftertaste" Because it is delicious and delicious, it is suitable for all ages and is also a landmark snack in Nanjing.
When a bowl of duck blood vermicelli soup appeared in front of me, a fragrance came to my face. I couldn't restrain my excitement and looked like a wolf. I brushed the duck blood vermicelli soup, but the taste melted in my heart.
There is also a story about duck blood vermicelli soup: a poor man killed a duck with his blood in a small bowl, but his fans fell in and got dirty. Helpless, he had to cook them with duck blood. Unexpectedly, he actually cooked the first bowl of duck blood vermicelli soup, and the soup was delicious. Countless passers-by scrambled to guess how this cultured and delicious soup was made. The rich man heard about it: the poor man was appointed as a professional chef to make duck blood vermicelli soup for the rich man and his aunts, and later generations got this delicious taste.
How did it do it? Wash duck blood, duck intestines and garlic first. Boil the water in the casserole, and then add the auxiliary materials such as duck blood, duck sausage and garlic. After the water is boiled, the duck blood vermicelli will be ready in about 5 minutes.
The aftertaste is really hard to forget.
Nature always gives us a lot of inspiration. It is our human teacher. There are some inspirations around us, let me tell you!
It was a sunny day. After finishing my homework, I lay on the sofa like a withered radish. I want to kill time, lazily pull out a book from the shelf and read it. When I was sleepy, my whole body suddenly perked up! I woke up after a short sleep. What did I see? I was very surprised. Isn't it afraid of death to stick its head into the water to hunt? I'm confused. In the evening, I asked my mother with this question, "I don't know." Without mom and dad knowing, I have no choice but to search for information. Under my various understandings, I finally found the information I dreamed of. That kind of duck is called "Pipa Duck". It turns out that its mouth has the function of drainage, leaving fish and shrimp in its mouth. It preys like this: it puts its body on the water and sticks its head into the water, just like a fin whale. Seeing this, I suddenly thought: Huh? Isn't this the prototype of the sieve? I see.
In life, many things and things will inspire us. As long as we pay attention to observation, we will certainly find many mysteries.
Duck 10 In a dense forest, there are many lovely animals, including Grandpa Monkey, Grandma Cat, Miss Duck, Mr Dog and their families. Everyone lives happily together and always gets along well.
One day, a tragedy happened, and the happy life of aunt kitten vanished. Catgirl's father was knocked down by a passing car and died. Mother cat is overworked and sick because she has to raise too many children.
The kitten girl is very sad. After Mr. Elephant knew it, he initiated an initiative to the society: donating money to the families of kittens and girls. When the animals learned about the situation, they felt sorry for Catwoman and offered a helping hand.
The only one who didn't donate was Miss Duck with a heart of stone. She is rich and one of the best millionaires in the area, but she is too stingy to donate a penny. Animals condemned her and said that she had no love. Miss duck is very proud: I just don't donate money. What can you do to me? Fortunately, with the help of many small animals, Catgirl's mother recovered quickly.
Soon, Miss Duck's house was stolen, and thieves sneaked into Miss Duck's house to steal in the moonlight. Overnight, the millionaire became a street beggar. The animals know Miss Duck's character and are unwilling to help her. Finally, Miss Duck starved to death in the street.
This story tells us: don't be too stingy. Only by being kind to others will others be kind to you. We should all care and love others from the bottom of our hearts.
Duck 1 1 Once upon a time, a duck quarreled with a chicken, and the chicken said, "I am stronger than you." The duck said, "I am better than you." That's it. Wash it every day.
Until one day, the chicken said, "We race, run and decide whether to win or lose." The duck proudly said, "OK, let's have a competition!" " "So, they asked the monkey to be a judge. The monkey said, "Run. "They all ran away, and the chicken ran halfway, thinking," Go to sleep first, because the duck can't catch up with me because of its short legs. "The duck came here, saw the chicken sleeping, and wanted to sleep. But it thought, "if the chicken wakes up, it must run faster than me, otherwise it won't sleep." "
The duck kept running, but when the chicken woke up, it found that the duck had reached the end, and it regretted it. Seeing that the chickens were not convinced, they decided to play again. In the process of running, they have to cross the river and jump over several holes. The chicken thought, "I won't fall asleep this time!" " "
The chicken ran to the river first and said to herself, "I can't swim." What should I do? "As the duck struggled, he ran over and said," I'll carry you. "The chicken asked curiously," Don't you hate me? "Why help me?" The duck said nothing. Go back and keep running. Suddenly, it hit a hole. It thinks: I'm not good at jumping. What should I do? Then the chicken ran over and said, "I'll let you take over this time." You just helped me. Now of course I want to help you! "So, in the end, they ran to the finish line together. They are all winners, and no one wins or loses.
After this competition, they became inseparable friends.
The fourth grade composition duck 12 "Welcome to Beijing" should be familiar to everyone? During the "Eleventh" period, my father and I came to Beijing, the capital of China.
In Beijing, I visited the magnificent Forbidden City, the beautiful Beihai Park and the scenic Summer Palace. Among so many tourist attractions, the rubber duck on Kunming Lake in the Summer Palace is my most unforgettable one. We climbed the 17-hole bridge to enjoy the beautiful scenery of Kunming Lake, which is named after the 17-hole bridge. Standing on the bridge, I was surprised to see a huge rubber duck floating on the water beside the bridge. It was dark and surrounded by tourists. "This is a famous rubber duck, which is on display in Beijing these days." I heard someone nearby say. Oh, the rubber duck turned out to be a huge rubber inflatable toy. I have seen many inflatable toys. This is the first time I have seen such a big one! The rubber duck's body is dark yellow, and its red flat mouth protrudes outward and is half closed, as if to say something to us; The small black eyes in the middle and upper part of the face are particularly cute. I stood in the distance and looked at the rubber duck. Rubber ducks are more realistic, just like a real duck swimming freely on Kunming Lake. Many tourists rushed to take photos with the rubber duck as a souvenir, and the word "packed" was the most appropriate word to describe the sea of people at that time.
Finally, I want to say goodbye to the rubber duck. When I left, I reluctantly said to Rubber Duck, "Rubber Duck, I hope to see you again next time!" "
My name is ugly duckling, and I was born in a spring! I thought I was cute and beautiful, but I turned out to be an ugly duckling.
My brothers and sisters don't like me, and my mother gradually forgets me. Those ducklings bully me. How am I supposed to live this life?
I decided to leave here to find my dream. I walk and walk, ah! A flock of swans, I will definitely become a swan! The world will not be unfair only to me!
I walked and walked, tired and hungry, a wild dog! My heartbeat. Well, I admit, wild dogs don't like me! Because that wild dog smelled me, looked at me, licked me and left!
The next spring, I walked into the lake wearily, and a group of swans were playing there! I approached them gradually, thinking: Even if they peck me to death, I can still see swans! I swam gently to the swan and lowered my head, ready to be laughed at, but I saw something in the water and the shadow of a beautiful swan! The children said, "Look at that! Young and beautiful! " The so-called "old" swan bowed to me. I can't be shy I might as well bow my head.
In this way, I play in the lake with my dream …
One day, Brother Chicken was reading at home. Suddenly, he felt very dizzy, and his brother quickly turned on the TV. It turns out that there was an earthquake of magnitude 8 in Wenchuan. Brother Chicken ran to Sister Duck's house and said to Sister Duck, "Let's go to Wenchuan to save people!" " ! At this time, Sister Duck didn't know there was a big earthquake in Wenchuan, so Sister Duck asked, "What happened to Wenchuan?" ? Ji Ge said: "There was a great earthquake in Wenchuan, the biggest earthquake since the founding of the People's Republic of China." . Sister duck said, "OK".
Sister duck and brother chicken rushed over non-stop. When they arrived in Wenchuan, they went to save people without a rest. However, they can only pull small bricks with their claws, but they can't move the floors of the building. They ran to the rescue center and called several excavators and cranes. Suddenly, Brother Chicken heard a noise under the floor. They quickly asked someone to drive an excavator to dig down the floor. There is a kitten in it. Kittens like learning very much. It is still reading under the pressure of the floor!
Then, they dug another layer, inside which was a female cat with a bent back and several layers on her back, and a newborn kitten under her stomach. Mother cat asked, "Is my son dead?" ? Although the kitten died, Brother Chicken said, "He is saved." . Because Brother Chicken was afraid that Mother Cat would be too sad, Brother Chicken hid the truth. Later, Brother Chicken saw that he could no longer hide it, so he had to tell the truth.
When rescuing the villagers, my brother was almost killed by a big stone, but he was still injured. He gritted his teeth and endured the pain, finally saving more victims.
Duck 15 When I was five or six years old, my grandfather bought me a duckling, and I called it Benben.
It has a bald head, small round eyes, a black and bright flat mouth, two sand nostrils above the mouth, a pale yellow furry feather, and a pair of orange flippers under its chubby body, just like two small maple leaves.
Benben is very funny when eating. It eats a meal first, then drinks a mouthful of water, and finally swallows it together. Sometimes when swallowing is stuck, "Benben" will shout loudly, as if looking for someone to help him find a way to swallow his meal. When he finished eating, his stomach was a little bigger than before, as if he had put a ping-pong ball.
Benben is a curious little guy every time he walks. No matter what bugs or branches he sees, he will stop and stare at it with black eyes. Sometimes, it has to stick out its flat mouth and peck hard.
Benben is also a bold and naughty little guy. Swing when you walk, and you dare to fight when you see a goose. If you win, you will successfully drive the goose away; Cry at me if you lose, as if you want me to avenge you. When I was writing my homework, it secretly stepped on a few small maple leaves on my homework; It's annoying to rob me of my meal while eating!
This is my favorite cute and exasperating "silly", which brought fun to my childhood. I like it very much. Do you like it?
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