Funny talk about online classes, very interesting

Due to the epidemic this year, many children are unable to go to school and have to learn through online classes. In this way, "funny remarks" about online classes appeared, and I have prepared some below. 1. This holiday is a bit long. I want to go to school. 2. My eyes are blind and my brain hurts, but I haven’t learned anything yet. 3. I can’t believe the efficiency of studying at home! You’ll fall asleep just listening to it! 4. I still remember that scoring 60 points in the elementary school exam is like losing my father, and getting 60 points in the middle school exam is like becoming a father. 5. My heart is so broken that it looks like dumpling stuffing when I hold it out. 6. My classmates and I can no longer talk nonsense in class. 7. There is too much homework, okay? I think the main reason for not wanting to write or submit homework is that school started. 8. Studying at home has realized a wish that I never dared to think of before. This year, I realized it. 9. The purpose of this exam is four words: participation is the most important! 10. What is happiness? Happiness is when you wake up every morning and look at your watch, and you can still sleep for another half hour. 11. The latest and most fashionable way to attend classes is to wear pajamas and lie on the sofa to listen to classes. 12. I felt uncomfortable when I heard about online classes. 13. I couldn't concentrate. All I was looking at the computer screen and thinking about was what I was going to eat for lunch and whether I had turned on the mic. 14. The trouble in life is: it’s time to take an exam, others are reviewing, but I’m previewing. 15. Every month, there are always thirty days when I don’t want to go to school. 16. Fortunately, the teacher is not in front of me, otherwise he would say that I am disobedient. 17. My butt hurts from sitting. There is still a lot of homework. 18. During the epidemic, I started taking online classes early in the morning at home, and took classes while eating. 19. In mathematics, three points depend on talent, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points are powerless for me? 20. The teacher said that in the exam, we must first think about the intention of the question maker. I looked at the question, "He misses me" die! ? 21. The days are passing by, and online classes are taking place day by day. 22. It’s terrible. I didn’t understand the course well and there was a lot of homework. 23. There are more and more homework. I have to take online classes and send homework to the teacher. 24. If I pass the college entrance examination, please don’t call me a top student, call me a god of gambling. 25. What is the meaning of vacation to you? ?A morning when you can't afford it, a late night when you can't sleep, and a daytime when you can't go out. 26. My classmates, how are you? 27. Four words: I have no love in life? 28. Today is still a day where I want to drink milk tea and not take online classes. 29. What is the broadest thing in the world? ?Exam scope. ? 30. What is happiness? Happiness is waking up every morning and looking at the watch, and being able to sleep for another half hour. 31. Study hard and be obedient. I am a little flower of the motherland. 32. The homework is so difficult that I collapse, and the homework is too much to be bald. Well, I want to start school. 33. Classes have started. Fortunately, there are only four classes left per week this semester, otherwise I would be crazy to stay at home and take online classes. 34. Just study, why do you still need to take exams? Why don’t you even have a little trust between people? 35. It’s quite interesting for my parents to accompany me to class and study. These are some funny remarks about online classes. To be honest, they are really interesting and fully reflect the voices of the children.