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Don’t look at others and take the wrong path under your own feet.

1. Never be curious about things that may be bad, otherwise it may kill you. Never make a decision when you are in pain, otherwise you will definitely regret it later.

2. The bravest thing in the world is to smile and listen to you talk about the love between you.

3. Don’t look at others and take the wrong path under your own feet.

4. Life is like a script: what matters is not how long it is, but whether the performance is wonderful.

5. The so-called peace means that when pursuing the life you want, you can lose and find it without being humble or arrogant.

6. Life has its own ups and downs, and everyone should learn to tolerate their own share of sadness in life.

7. Every time you decide to try harder before giving up, surprises often appear.

8. Nothing in life is for others. Work is not for the boss, but for you to develop your skills and make money.

9. It’s okay to be sad for a while, it’s okay to cry if you want to, and it’s okay to be alone for a while. Give it some time and everything will pass.

10. The so-called precious resources refer to all our hopes, to the achievements of those in the past, and to the fact that one day, we may be able to make the world return to what it was before.

11. I stay with whoever I feel comfortable with, including friends. When I’m tired, I stay away. If you like me and I like you, we’ll be together; neither of us likes each other. , never be together.

12. If you fall, stand up again and keep moving forward. Sitting on the ground is useless.

13. You will never know how much the person who thinks about you loves you.

14. The tragedy of life is the dust hidden in the past, blurring the footprints of the present, and discarding the ladder to climb higher.

15. The best love in the world is understanding.

16. Memories are a very wonderful thing. They live in the past and exist in the present, but they can affect the future.

17. Time never answers, and life never makes a noise. A fleeting time, a beautiful event.

18. Only by keeping your inner calmness and tranquility can you appreciate the beautiful scenery in the vast journey of life.

19. The best thing in life is to find someone who knows all your mistakes and shortcomings but still thinks you are great.

20. You have a good temper because no one is willing to accommodate you. The reason why you have deep ideas is because there is no one to play with you, so you have time to think about many problems.

21. Don’t be afraid of embarrassment. The pursuit of embarrassment is a successful attempt. As for the people who laugh at you for this, you can exclude them from the list of your future opponents in life. You should also Applaud everyone who takes the stage to sing.

22. Laugh happily every day, go to bed when you are tired, and smile when you wake up. Life, no big deal.

23. Many things will defeat us in life, but what really defeats us is our own attitude.

24. Some people are good to you because you are good to them, and some people are good to you because they understand how good you are.

25. There is always someone in this world who is your thoughts and your warmth.

26. You will meet many friends in your life, and the person who grew up with you in your youth may not need to be guarded throughout your life.

27. You are my unique fragrance; you are my dazzling beauty; you are my warm spring; you are the love of my life.

28. I don’t want to be a moment as brilliant as fireworks, I just want to be your ordinary forever.

29. Not everyone is suitable to grow old with you. Some people are there to grow up with; some people are there to live with; some people are there to miss you all your life.

Thirty. You must know how to cherish, and don’t lose the sun during the day and the stars at night.

Thirty-one, I have locked my thoughts, waiting for you to turn back in time and open them.

We can't just look at others and mess up our own path

1. Cheer up, don't be unkempt all day long, wash your face and you will find that you also have a refreshing ugly face.

2. I like you so much, I will die if you like me

3. School has started! Friends, we can play together now! Think about how happy we were together before! ~~~~

4. People who are in adversity can still survive, but I have never found the destination of love. 5. If you look for Prince Charming now, you are out. Now everyone is looking for BMW Prince.

6. Do you love me and belong to me? Can you have it while you are alive, but can you take it away after you die?

7. Take a small amount of students in a test tube, add excess homework, dissolve, and filter to get top students and poor students. Adding a large number of test papers to Xueba, there is no obvious change in Xueba. Add a small amount of test paper to the slag, all the scum will dissolve and a large number of bubbles will be generated.

8. I am in a bad mood now. I don’t want to do anything except to eat.

9. The school is a prison, and I am a prisoner. I have been locked up there for more than ten years. .

10. If you have any difficulties, just tell me, I can’t help you anyway.

11. What you want is not me. My heart is broken and I have lost my outline. The touches I once gave you were just emotional fluctuations.

12. Teacher, can we change the teaching method? ? For example, dreaming.

13. Never offend a creature that leaves blood and will not die.

14. Girls who love to laugh usually have bad luck and poor grades.

15. Work hard so that your mother can have bragging rights when she walks.

16. The neighbor’s uncle is too naughty and only cares about the moonlight in the sky. Drink two or three until six, aunt.

17. Ruobai looks like someone owes him eight million all day long, Chuyuan looks like he owes eight million to others all day long, and Fang Tinghao looks like I have eight million all day long. expression.

18. You cannot miss yourself, you cannot take care of your pain, you cannot obtain your own results, and you cannot give yourself happiness.

19. If being handsome is also a mistake, I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

20. History is always surprisingly similar. I was single on Chinese Valentine's Day last year, I was single on Chinese Valentine's Day last year, and I am still single on Chinese Valentine's Day this year.

21. We cannot look at others and mess up the path under our feet.

22. It is said that people with big faces cannot use touch-screen mobile phones because they will hang up the phone if they smile.

23. Life is: be born and live.

24. What girls today need is not a prince, but a male god who can help with mathematics, physics and chemistry.

25. Remember the pain you gave me and I will repay you twice as much in the future.

26. When another woman appears, the oath turns into nonsense.

27. I count on the girl in front of the screen that she will be single this year.

28. Absolute obedience

29. This evil new society, why is there no arranged marriage? Why am I still single today!

30. One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend. He kept crying and crying very sadly. As a result, he sprouted.

31. If a man responds to you instantly while playing games, remember not to play with teammates like this.

32. I know that I have a bad temper. If you can't stand it, I hope you can reflect on yourself and why others can.

33. It’s cold, you have to take care of yourself, otherwise if you catch a cold and pass it on to me, I’ll slap you to death, believe it or not!

34. If I were a winter vacation homework, I would rely on my own efforts to fill myself up with rich knowledge, so as to avoid causing trouble to the owner during the Chinese New Year.

35. Mobile phone, why did you run out of battery so quickly? Tell me, who did you discharge the battery to?

36. I don’t want to get tanned, but I want to go out all day long.

37. Only women and English are hard to find, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

38. In fact, the instructor is still very good, if his voice can be lowered.

39. Two cars collided, ambulance: wuwa wuwa wuwa~

40. They are not suitable for each other, and they are reluctant to be together. I hope you can find someone who loves you more. I hope You are happier!

41. Give me a car accident, and I will either lose my memory, die, or travel through time

42. If any of you bully me again, I will let you have a happy Qingming Festival.

43. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

44. Confucius, Mencius and Laozi were sleeping in a pig pen together, and the sow became pregnant the next day. After testing, it was not Confucius's or Mencius's. Whose pig was it? (Anyone who answers within one second is a genius)

45. On Qingming Festival, what I pay tribute to is not the soul of the dead, but my love for you.

46. When I become stronger, I will definitely sweep away all the snacks in the supermarket.

47. A: How old do you think we have to be to be poor? B: That depends on how long we can live. Remember to look back if you go the wrong way, and let go if you love the wrong one

We all thought we could die for love, but in fact love can’t kill people, it will only put a needle in the most painful place, and then We want to cry but have no tears, we toss and turn, we become healed after a long illness, and we become steel after being tempered a hundred times. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world. I wiped away my tears, but when I think of going to work tomorrow, my mood falls to the bottom again...

When you are very tired. , you should close your eyes and take a deep breath, tell yourself that you can hold on, don’t deny yourself so easily, you will definitely experience some unhappy things before everything gets better, don’t give up on a period of persistence because of some flaws. If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight. To live is not to win sympathy with tears, but to win applause with sweat.

Zhu Yin talks about her feelings about love: No matter how good the love you encounter is, you still have to be right with yourself. You have to love yourself so hard that you can fall in love until your body is covered with blood and your bones are broken. Put yourself in the situation of death and live again, think about it carefully, *** Mian!

There are many girls who are more beautiful than me in this world, and there are also many girls who are more talented than me, so what? Even if there is no one to love, I will try my best to be a lovely person. Don’t blame anyone, don’t laugh at anyone, and don’t envy anyone. The sun shines brightly, and the wind and rain run. Dream your own dreams and follow your own path.

We had a casual love affair, and in the end we couldn't forget that person.

The older you grow, the easier it is to lose your dreams and become hesitant and cowardly because of too many worries. The more I experience, the more I fear getting hurt, and I keep all my true words silently. I don’t know since when, you have become less and less like yourself, more cautious and overthinking, as if growing up is no longer as beautiful as you thought it was when you were a child. But life is like this, you have to have troubles and sadness, and then you can laugh out loud and say I still...

I wish you all the happiness, no need to pretend, just be yourself, no need to Wearing a mask, I hope you will be treated gently by time and not be let down by time. May you be happy in this life and be sincere and kind.

"Remember to look back if you take the wrong road, let go if you fall in love with the wrong person, if you pretend to be invulnerable, be prepared to be pierced by thousands of arrows; keep discovering that you were a fool before, This is life. "

Passing by your world, I blushed first, and then my eyes turned red. After all, it's just a dream. When you wake up from the dream, you will go north and south.

Most people who can't sleep late at night just wait for someone and want to chat with them, so they will pick up their mobile phones from time to time to see if there are any text messages from them. Because of him, you will be inexplicably angry and unreasonable; because of him, you will become very entangled and don't know what to do. One word from him or her can change your mood for the day, one text message from him or her can affect your mood for the day...it's all just because you care about that person too much.

If I don’t wear the golden hoop, I can’t save her. If I wear the golden hoop, I can’t love her. Ten thousand years is too long. I only seize the day. Along the way, I realize that nothing is immortal.

Only when you truly understand Journey to the West can you understand, and we finally understand that once we miss the people who were once one step away from us, they will transform into unparalleled heroes, wearing golden armor, stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, leaping ten Eighteen thousand miles away, you may not be able to catch up.

There is only a thin line between you and me in the emotional line of love. We thought we could give each other more love, but in the end we found that you didn’t want anything.

When you travel far away, you always bring your own umbrella and rarely get yourself wet; you can control your tears and rarely make yourself cry; you learn to be kind to yourself and take care of yourself. Begin to understand that if you are not independent, all the nonsense you make is nonsense. You will gradually become an independent individual instead of relying on everything outside for your life. You will begin to mature slowly!

There are ten thousand ways to express my love for you. How about I admire you like a hero and you love me like a child. We kissed each other, lived in a small house, had a little money, carried the vegetable basket together, hugged our little necks, walked around the alleys, washed the dishes, and finally the two of us sat on the old chairs at home, and lived happily for the rest of our lives. , the best love is probably like this, this is probably what it is like to be married to love

Loneliness is not about eating hotpot alone, going shopping alone, or watching movies alone. It’s when you want to find someone to talk to in the middle of the night but can’t find anyone you can trust, when you want to cry but you don’t have a shoulder to lean on, when you want to share eagerly but there’s no response at all. If you go the wrong way, you must remember to look back; if you love the wrong person, you must know how to let go

Introduction: The most difficult thing in the world to grasp is the human heart. You think you understand someone, but in fact, you only understand their surface. Sometimes, you think others understand you, but in fact they just keep misunderstanding you. When you think you own someone's heart, in fact, it can change anytime and anywhere.

1. Remembering does not mean it will last forever, and forgetting does not mean it did not happen.

2. The world is big, the scenery is beautiful, there are many opportunities, but life is short, don’t huddle in a small shadow!

3. Don’t let one bad moment ruin a series of good times.

4. Forgiveness is just burying regrets quietly; forgetting is the most profound and thorough tolerance.

5. Nagging is the highest level of love in a woman; silence is the most terrifying coldness in a woman.

6. Many times, we are the ones who have trouble with ourselves

7. It would be best if life could be like this: the house does not need to be too big, the balcony has grass and flowers, and the sun shines at noon I fell asleep on the deck chair looking at the sun. Occasionally I lose my temper, I cry, you comfort me, you get angry, I am deaf. We all have poor memories, and we forget everything after an argument. Stepping into the sunset, chatting happily along the way, and taking home half a watermelon... If this was our life, how wonderful it would be!

8. We are all walking in darkness, and we must learn to light our own lights.

9. Pessimists see difficulties in every opportunity, and optimists see opportunities in every difficulty.

10. Not everyone can stay pure all the way to the end, but remember, don’t forget your original self.

11. No matter how much you love, don’t humble yourself to please someone who doesn’t love you; no matter how much you hate, don’t slander someone who has been close to you behind your back.

12. The most difficult thing to grasp in this world is the human heart. You think you know someone, but in fact, you only understand their surface. Sometimes, you think others understand you, but in fact they just keep misunderstanding you. When you think you own someone's heart, in fact, it can change anytime and anywhere. Probably nothing can stop a heart from changing. It’s easy for the sky to darken and the mind to change easily. This is the truth.

13. There is always someone who will change himself and put down his bottom line to pamper you. He is not born with a good temper, but is just afraid of losing you, so he would rather spoil you and keep you in his arms. The so-called personality incompatibility is just an excuse for not loving.

14. Many things in this world are destined to only be touched briefly, and if they sink deeply, their hearts will hurt.

15. If you can tolerate happiness, you must also tolerate sadness, so that you can spend the full moon.

16. In the visible place, my eyes are with you; in the invisible place, my heart is with you.

17. The best lovers can stay together in time, hold each other in hardships, and look at each other in old age.

18. The so-called growth means forcing you to be alone, staggering and injured, and stumbling to become strong.

19. Until you meet the right person, you will realize that your previous love was just a preview and rehearsal.

20. The most gorgeous adventure is to stay with you until we grow old.

21. A once-in-a-century coincidence, there is always beauty in the world.

22. No matter how big the luggage is, one person can carry it up and down. When you are sick, you can buy your own medicine. If you are feeling uneasy, just sleep. If someone likes you, cherish it from the bottom of your heart. If you are hated, make him hate you and give the other person a sense of existence. If you have been patient with someone for a long time, just lose your temper once. At worst, we can get together and relax. After experiencing embarrassment, I realized that I can still get up even if I can't die. Unless I bow my head, vulnerability is just an excuse. ——Zhang Haochen

23. Those who are not related to you by blood but are still willing to treat you well are people worthy of your cherishment. ——Xu Lingzi

24. The first person to apologize is the bravest; the first person to forgive is the strongest; the first person to let go is the happiest.

25. When you get old and look back on your life, you will find that: when you went abroad to study, when you decided to start your first career, when you chose a partner and fell in love, and when you got married, they all actually mattered. It is a great change of fate. It's just that when you stood at a fork in the road and saw thousands of storms, the day you made your decision was quite dull and ordinary in your diary. At that time, you thought it was just an ordinary day in your life.

26. Only when two people can be themselves, can they face each other in a good enough state. This is the reliable way to get along.

27. If you go the wrong way, remember to look back; if you love the wrong person, you must know how to let go!

28. Don’t treat the person who loves you the most as an emotional trash can, no matter how irritable you are.

29. There is a kind of power called simplicity, which is so powerful that no one can destroy the purity of the heart.

30. I always feel that I am still young and can still enjoy all the good things greedily. Later, I was surprised to find that I didn't know when I started to see clearly the cannonballs in the sugar coating, read the murderous intention behind the smile, and also knew how to deal with perfunctory and perfunctory things, and face things I never thought of facing. On the surface, he is harmless to humans and animals, but the self-defense knife is always clutched behind his back and never leaves his hand. At that moment, I finally admitted that growth was a thing, but I didn’t know whether it was good or bad.

31. Instead of longing for the understanding and comfort of others, it is better to be your own confidant.

32. There is nothing wrong with teasing, but because you laugh too much, no one appreciates your seriousness.

33. Reading and traveling are both about finding oneself in other people’s world.

34. There is nothing that lasts forever, it is just the accumulation of good feelings: when you are in love, keep a little touch; in the cold war, know how to be grateful.

35. Don’t pay too much attention to everything, just follow the fate and follow your heart. Deep fate will gather together, and shallow fate will go as it goes.

36. Sometimes, you choose to keep a distance from someone, not because you don’t care, but because you clearly know that he does not belong to you.

37. Some people are only suitable for missing, not for meeting.

38. Those who are unforgiving with their mouths are generally soft-hearted. Only those who are unforgiving in their hearts will say obedient words. So good people have good hearts and bad people have good mouths.

39. Many times, we say we have let go, but in fact we have not really let go. We just pretend to be happy, and then touch the scars alone in a quiet corner.

40. Never worry about something that has not happened yet.

Postscript: There will always be someone who will change himself and put down his bottom line to pamper you. He is not born with a good temper, but is just afraid of losing you, so he would rather spoil you and keep you in his arms. The so-called personality incompatibility is just an excuse for not loving. There is nothing wrong with being funny, but because you laugh too much, no one appreciates your seriousness.