Joke (6)

(of adults) still bearing traces of childlike innocence.

? Xiao Siren sometimes writes couplets to others when he is free. Once he wrote a couplet to a businessman: "Business is like spring, and financial resources are like water."

? The man is not satisfied, and the meaning of couplets must be obvious and easy to understand.

? Xiao Siren just thought about it and wrote a new song: "The business in front of the door is like mosquitoes in Xia Yue, and the team enters the team; The copper coins in the cupboard are like lice in winter, and the more you catch, the more you catch. "

? The businessman was very happy to say goodbye.

? Although he won the lottery, Xiao Siren's childlike innocence is still there and he often plays tricks on people.

? When someone went out to do business, Xiao Siren saw him off and told him, "It's not easy to go out to do things. Depend on parents at home, rely on friends when going out, and be patient in everything! " Friends repeatedly said, "Yes! Yes! Yes! "

? In a short time, Xiao Siren told him twice again, but his friend nodded.

? When I entrusted him for the fourth time, my friend said indignantly, "I see. Do you take me for a fool?" Just a few words, and you keep saying it! ? "

? Xiao Siren smiled and sighed and said, "It's not easy to be patient. I only said it three or four times, and you are impatient! "

? In Qiu Yi County, there is a private school teacher named Shi Jiu, who likes drinking very much. When he was young, he and his father came home with a jar of wine. The road was slippery and I accidentally fell down.

? The wine spilled all over the floor. His father cursed. Stone hurts easily. He looked up and said to his father, "Come on, what are you waiting for?"

? As an adult, Shi Jiu became more addicted to alcohol and lost his soul at the smell of alcohol. Once I went to a friend's house for a drink. After drinking for a long time, suddenly dark clouds were gathering and it was going to rain. The servant who came with him urged him, "It's going to rain. Why not go home early? "

? Shi Jiu said, "Yes, it's going to rain. How can you walk? "

? It really rained. As soon as the rain stopped, the servant urged, "The rain stopped, so you can go."

? Shi Jiu said loudly, "The rain has stopped. Why are you in such a hurry? "

? Shi Jiu's family has a lot of good wine. And his servant often steals wine to drink, and Shi Jiu is very dissatisfied with this. So he dismissed his servant and made up his mind to choose someone who didn't even know about wine.

? A few days later, a friend of Shi Jiu introduced a servant. Shi Jiu pointed to yellow rice wine and asked, "What is this?"

? The man said, "It's Shao Chen."

? Shi Jiu said, "Shit, even I know the alias of wine. I will definitely drink, don't! " "

A few days later, a friend introduced a servant. Shi Jiu asked again, and the man replied, "It's a carved flower."

Shi Jiu thought, even if you know the name of the best wine, can you still drink it? Still don't.

? When Xiao Siren heard about it, he wanted to play a trick on him, so he disguised himself to apply. Shi Jiu also questioned with rice wine. Xiao Siren shook his head and pretended not to know, pointing to shochu again. Xiao Siren shook his head and pretended to be at a loss. Shi Jiu was overjoyed and left Xiao Siren behind.

One day, Shi Jiu went out of the city and told Xiao Siren, "Ham is hanging on the wall, and there are fat chickens in the yard. Be careful not to lose it. There are two bottles in the cupboard, one is arsenic and the other is red arsenic. Do not move. If you eat your stomach, it will burst and be poisoned immediately. "

? After Shi Jiu left, Xiao Siren killed the fat chicken, cut the ham, cooked it, and got drunk. When Shi Jiu came back, he saw nothing about chicken, wine or meat. Xiao Siren was drunk in bed and sleepwalking in heaven. Shi Jiu was furious and woke Xiao Siren up and asked where the things had gone.

? Xiao Siren cried, "After Mr. Wang left, the villain was looking at things in the museum. Suddenly, a cat came and took the ham away. I went after it, and another dog came and drove the chicken away. I think I'm in trouble, and I don't want to live because I'm afraid my husband will come back and blame me. First I ate arsenic, then I ate red arsenic, but I still can't die. Now I am dizzy, and I am afraid it will have an effect. "

? Shi Jiu sees that he is young, but he is quick-witted and articulate, knowing that he is not an ordinary person. After repeated questioning, he realized that the well-known Xiao Siren was playing tricks on himself. !

? Zhang Kouxiao and Xiao Siren are fellow villagers. The students who passed the exam together are studying in Fu Xue Palace, and they are best friends. Moreover, both sides like to joke, but every time they laugh with their mouths open, they lose out, but they don't take it to heart, because most of the time they laugh with their mouths open to provoke themselves first.

? On one occasion, Xiao Siren was tongue-tied and invited to drink. The post said: "On August 28th, I will wait for you in half a city." Xiao Siren read the post and didn't know what it meant at the moment.

? On the 28th, Xiao Siren kept the appointment on time and saw a plate of fish on the table of Zhang Kou's restaurant. Finally, when the party was over, there were no other dishes.

? Xiao Siren couldn't help asking, "I wonder if there are any other dishes?" Zhang mouth smiled and said: "Didn't the post say that I would tell' Luban'? Fish', half a word' Lu', I am catering according to the post. Do you have any other requirements? " Xiao Siren listened and returned with a wry smile.

The next day, Xiao Siren invited Zhang to laugh, and also wrote: "Half Lu treats Xu". Laughing with open mouth naturally likes to eat fish. He was overjoyed and kept the appointment as scheduled. I saw tables and chairs in Xiao Siren's yard, but there was nothing on the table. After Xiao Siren gave up his seat.

? However, I saw the sun in the sky, and the sun was so unbearable that I didn't eat for a long time. Zhang mouth smiled and asked Xiao Siren, "I received your reward today. Why didn't I have anything to eat or drink?" Even if it's half a fish, I like it! "

? Xiao Siren smiled slyly and said, "You used the first half of Lu yesterday, and I used the second half of Lu today. The first half of the sentence' Lu' is a fish; The second half of' Lu' is a day, and you can bask in the sun today! "

? Xiao Siren once had malaria (commonly known as "shaking") and was deeply touched, so he wrote a limerick, which made people laugh and spread all over the village:

? "I lie on the edge of the ice when it's cold, and I sit in a steamer when it's hot. When it hurts, the head is broken, and when it trembles, the teeth are closed. I was just killed by you. It's really hard to be killed by you! "

? However, jokes are jokes. At ordinary times, Xiao Siren's homework didn't fall at all. In a blink of an eye, it was time to try. Because Xiao Siren made serious preparations, he also did well in the exam. After the examination, palace examination ranked second and was awarded a Jinshi origin by the emperor. I don't need to repeat it here. Let's take a look at the story of Xiao Siren after high school.