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During the period of the Tang Dynasty, the world was ruled by the great powers and the national strength was at its peak, and economic and cultural exchanges with other countries were prosperous. For a time, missions from all over the world gathered in Chang 'an, a grand occasion of "all nations come to Korea". The grand occasion of all nations coming to Korea delighted Emperor Taizong, and he decided to hold a grand "Wanbang Cuju Conference" to invite envoys from all countries to make friends in the competition. The games were fierce and thrilling, and the projects were brilliant. Among them, the game between the Datang Cuju team and the Korean Cuju team has become the focus of public attention. Everyone is looking forward to the Datang team breaking the curse of being invincible in Korea. Two famous big-mouthed commentators of Datang People's Broadcasting Station are passionately explaining ... In Longmen Inn, the cleaning staff Furong, the running white sand hall, the kitchen chef Li Dashao, and the parking lot security guards are listening to the live broadcast together. The iron shopkeeper, known as the "iron hen", forced them to work, and everyone complained. Speaking of this Longmen Inn, it's unusual. Under the management of the iron shopkeeper, its night show has become the first ecstasy place in Chang 'an, with wine and music every night, and everyone lingers! Therefore, dajia, an envoy official and a wealthy businessman from all over the world, was crowded with people. At the moment, another game is going on in the other corner of Chang 'an City, which is the "1th conference on stealing saints" that attracts the attention of thieves. Sun's lunch, which won the first nine worlds in a row, was a sure thing, but he was unexpectedly lost to Baishatang, which was involved in the accident. As a result, at the end of the conference, Sun lunch not only lost the jade card of "stealing saints", but also fell into amnesia because of being stimulated. The Wanbang Cuju Conference was also successfully concluded. At the grand celebration banquet, Taizong gave a generous gift at the request of the envoys of various countries. However, an emissary from Misrokik Mountain in the west broke into the banquet. He was seriously injured and dying. He asked Taizong to pass him the flame that could dispel the demons. The demons released from Pandora's box destroyed their economy, occupied their homes and enslaved their people with greed. Their people heard that the flame came to the Tang Dynasty and sent him to bring it back to dispel evil and darkness and save their homeland. Emperor Taizong immediately agreed to his request, but the messenger closed his eyes in relief, leaving only a map to the west. The joyful celebration banquet was shrouded in sorrow, and Abibi, an African warrior who won the gold medal in long-distance running, volunteered to send the fire to Misrokik Mountain. Taizong personally handed the flame and the map to Abibi. The devil on Misrokik Mountain saw all this in the magic mirror, so he decided to send the terminator-the devil "Gu nao" to stop Abibi. Poor Tang Sanyan and his colleagues are putting up with his boss, Liu Yishou, yelling loudly. Air billow and saliva from Liu Boss made everyone fall to the ground and vomit as if they were struggling in the stormy waves. After Tang Sansentence made a spoof on the boss, it was considered that he had suppressed the evil spirit in his chest for many years. After beating up the boss and resigning happily, Tang San was at a loss. Lu Shusheng, who is in the street, but is dressed as a "stupid dog" doll, is pestering to sell vocational courses. Suddenly, four robbers dressed as "bad dog" dolls came to rob the money house. Furong caught the "Pleasant Goat" and saw the "stupid dog" who was making small advertisements, mistaking it for an accomplice's accidental injury. Fortunately, with the testimony of Tang San, Furong became extremely guilty. When he learned that he could not find a job, he went to the streets to distribute advertisements, and he enthusiastically pulled him to Longmen Inn to find a job. At first, the iron shopkeeper refused Furong's entreaties. When he learned that Lu Shusheng had obtained an MBA after studying in many countries, he immediately changed his attitude and left Lu Shusheng behind. It turned out that the iron shopkeeper figured that hiring one of him could be a bartender, bookkeeping, and multilingual translator, and one person could do the work of several people, which was cost-effective! As a result, five employees were dismissed by the iron shopkeeper in tears, and before leaving, they denounced Furong and Lu Shusheng as a pair of dog men and women. Sister Furong regretted it in her heart, and because Lu Shusheng had no strength to work, she became cold-faced with Lu Shusheng. That night, Longmen Inn held a grand Party, and celebrities from all sides flocked to the inn. The parking lot is full of all kinds of brand-name cars, which makes the well-informed labor security guards dizzying. The lobby of the inn is full of people, full of glamorous guests who laugh. There are also some frustrated people among them. The first one is eight elder sisters. The town performance of Longmen Inn every night is the famous "Dunhuang Flying Dance". In the gorgeous light, flying fairies are floating in the air, which is the most fascinating time for everyone. Bajie is also a member of the flying dance troupe, but she is unknown because she is just a funny clown. She dreamed of going on stage and becoming an admired fairy. When she heard that she could become famous by studying in Dunhuang Dance Academy, she was always ready to move and planned to realize her dream of becoming a star. The cynical Tang San sentence is the second one. Without the pressure of fighting with the boss, he became confused about what to do. Confused, I can't find the direction of life. A book named "The Tale of the Western Regions of Datang" written by Master Xuanzang became his favorite. He admired Xuanzang very much, and hoped to take Xuanzang's road again and practice his spirit, but he was not determined to put it into practice. The third is Sun Lunch, who lost the title of "stealing saints". He found Baishatang and tried to fight against Baishatang again in an attempt to recapture the theft of saints, but Baishatang refused. Lunch decided to force Baishatang to make a move. Thus, a series of things happened before the prince decorated Baishatang Flying Dance: Sun frequently provoked Baishatang for lunch, but as a result, it caused a confrontation between two gangs, and the powder keg was on the verge; Baishatang couldn't bear to accept the challenge, and the two began to secretly fight; The "ancient brain" who sneaked into the inn is also looking for Abibi to wait for an opportunity to extinguish the flame; Furong found two goat peeping at the fairy to change clothes, carrying a broom pole all over the inn to find out, but mistook Sun's lunch and Baishatang, and pursued them desperately ... The flying show began, so under the surface peace and hilarity, several "dark battles" were held at the Longmen Inn at the same time, and they influenced each other, thus causing countless jokes and crises ... At this time, in the workers' room, Tang Sanjian saw Abibi. After talking with Abibi, who was poor but full of passion, Tang Sansentence suddenly realized that what he lacked was an upward spiritual strength, and Xuanzang, who he worshipped, was full of this belief, and the fire in his heart was lit. So, he prepared to go west with Abibi.
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