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The nurse shouted, "No! Yao Hao! Yao Hao! "
The farmer didn't know to call him, so he didn't agree. When the nurse saw that no one agreed, she called No.2 in. The farmer waited for a long time but didn't call him. He was in a hurry and went to the nurse.
The nurse said, "What's your number?"
The farmer said, "I am the first!" " "
"Why didn't you promise when I called you just now?"
"When did you call me?"
"Yao's number is the first."
One is Yao and the other is Yao. Farmers understand. Just go in and see the doctor.
The doctor asked, "What's the matter with you?"
The farmer replied, "It hurts."
The doctor didn't understand: "A pain?"
The farmer said, "It's just a backache."
The doctor was angry: "Lumbago is lumbago, how is it painful?"
The farmer said, "Your wet nurse said that one is a (waist) and the other is a (waist)."
The doctor giggled and wrote him a note, saying, "Go and have a stool test and a urine test."
Ten minutes later, the farmer came back with shit in his mouth. "Doctor, the urine can barely be swallowed, and the stool can't be swallowed!"
The doctor is in distress situation. Explain to farmers that it is "inspection" rather than "swallowing"!
The farmer understood and went out with a urine bottle. I swallowed my urine just now, and I finally squeezed out half a bottle this time. Just out of the toilet door, I accidentally bumped into a pregnant woman and spilled my urine. The farmer was in a hurry and said:
"What should I do?"
The pregnant woman said, "Don't panic, I have it here!" " "I went to the toilet to pee a bottle and gave it to the farmer. The farmer took it for testing, and then took the test sheet to the doctor. The doctor is also a careless look, looked at the paper and said to the farmer:
"Nothing, you are pregnant."
After hearing this, the farmer went home with the test paper. At home, I hit my wife twice, nu way:
"I said I was on it, and you must be on it. Look, I'm pregnant, aren't I?
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