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Funny one-liners, love words, explosive sentences
1. Interesting witticism
1. Where did you fall in love at first sight? Although I wanted you to be my girlfriend the first time I saw you, I believe this is not the first time we met. Maybe this is the fate I made in my last life, so I can want to have you fall in love at first sight in my life, because loving you is not just a matter in my life.
I can't help caring about you, because my heart has already had you, but what I never expected was that my heart grew on you instead of my heart, so I can take care of you no matter what happens to you.
You are my biggest pistachio. Do you know why? Because whether laughing or joking, the whole person is like a joke, but I also know that this is my own welfare. So let's go home together. I will love you all my life and make you so carefree forever.
Second, the sentence from skin to explosion
1. At first, I always thought I would make do with you, but in the end, I found that it was such patience that I found a different you and convinced me that this little guy was mine. It's so cute. You look like a little Teddy, so cute when you are ugly.
2. I often see a bean fall, and then he is discouraged and depressed, but I want to tell you that this bean is actually me, and you have always encouraged me to stand up, so in my heart you have always been my "pig encouragement (chocolate) bean".
I thought the most painful thing in time should be birth, illness and death, but now I find that the most painful thing is to be separated from the person I like, not to be with you anytime and anywhere, but not to be with each other when I like it.
Summary:
What are some funny one-liners and outrageous sentences? I wrote some of the above for you, hoping to help you.
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