Collect short stories and jokes! ! Help ~

After the rain, a person still felt sultry, so he took off his clothes on the mountain and walked to the ground covered with mushrooms. Soon a little girl came. Step on mushrooms with a basket. One mushroom, two mushrooms, three or four mushrooms, five mushrooms, five mushrooms, men are cool.

Decided to come again next time. After another rain. Here comes the man. This time it's a bear, a mushroom, two mushrooms, three or four mushrooms, five mushrooms and six mushrooms. .