A short homophonic joke story hurts your stomach.

Short homophonic jokes and stories hurt your stomach.

Lead: A group of animals rushed into the convenience store to buy things. Because it was too noisy, I was beaten by the clerk. But only one animal has not been defeated, and that is sheep. Because convenience stores don't close for 24 hours! More joke stories are in the joke network of fresh graduates.

Logger Vick must have done it.

Xiong Er: Xiong Da, did we lose a bear in the forest? Xiong Da: Xiong Er, why do you say that?

Xiong Er: Yesterday when I was shopping in town, I saw a man pointing to a little guy and saying, Xiong Haizi, why are you so naughty? Xiong Da: Is that right? Logger Vick must have done it.

Its scientific name is graffiti.

A duck pointed to a picture on the wall and said to another duck, Is it beautiful? Another duck:? Beautiful, very beautiful! ? I want to marry it! ? It's the people in the painting, not people like us! ? Another duck sneered, You are so ignorant. Its scientific name is graffiti! ?

A crying hedgehog

The little white rabbit met a crying hedgehog in the forest. The little white rabbit touched the hedgehog's head and comforted him. Do not cry! Do not cry! ? . Just touched it, the little white rabbit cried.

Don't shut it down for 24 hours.

A group of animals rushed into the convenience store to buy things. Because it was too noisy, I was beaten by the clerk. But only one animal has not been defeated, and that is sheep. Because convenience stores don't close for 24 hours!

The romantic love of dung beetles

? Lang, you are my favorite artist, and only you can make me feel the fullness of my life. ? Xiang, I admire your tenacity and unyielding. I can't bear to see you being left out by the world again. ? Lang! Let this moonlight testify for us! ? Item! Let's never part! ? All right! Together! Together! ? Say that finish, dung beetles pushed the dung ball and went home happily.

If you didn't find the trailer, you wouldn't be cheated.

Once upon a time, there was a crow with a delicious gravy in its mouth. The passing fox saw it and said to it, beautiful crow, your singing must be beautiful. Can I listen to it? After listening, the crow opened his mouth and sang proudly. The fox bent down to pick it up at once. At this time, a tiger came out of the grass, untied his belt and said, demo, you can't be complete unless you find a mop!

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