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Jokes in spring and summer

In this season, I can't help but buy it at buy buy.

It is more important to avoid buying failed goods at the source than throwing them away.

Consider matching when buying a single item. If your life circle is simple and your personality is not very conspicuous, it is difficult to match clothes with exaggerated patterns and styles, and you may be embarrassed to wear them. Clothes are decent and well-tailored, which is the most important thing for you.

It is really inconvenient to wear sleeveless clothes in summer, especially for people with poor underarm skin or those who are too lazy to shave their armpits often. It is also unfriendly to people with thick arms, because they will look strong from the side.

People with slender legs can wear tight pants. But people with bad legs or short legs should try to avoid it. And it is not friendly to people with too thin legs.

For people with short legs, thick thighs and straight legs, try to avoid wearing short skirts. Most of our bodies are not perfect, so we should foster strengths and avoid weaknesses, and try to cover up our body defects with long skirts.

People with short necks must avoid high collars. V-necks can lengthen their necks.

Exaggerated sleeves are not easy to match, and trumpet sleeves appear short arms.

If you don't have an A4 waist, don't try an ultra-short top easily.

I won't buy rose/bright clothes, even if it goes with basic clothes, I don't want to wear them.