Asking classic jokes makes people laugh.

I woke up this morning and found my mouth full of mud. So I called the buddy who sent me home to ask what was going on.

Answer: "Last night, you said you were a pleasant goat, and you had to eat grass on your stomach, so you couldn't stop ..."

I'm a bank teller.

One day, an aunt came to withdraw money, but I forgot the exact number. Anyway, the score is 50.

I want to find a whole book for her according to my work habits. I said, "Aunt, do you have fifty?"

Aunt paused, then smiled and said, "It's still fifty, and my children are over forty."

Many people go to work by bus in the morning.

Suddenly I felt uncomfortable in my stomach. After a grunt, I finally let out a long fart. It was very comfortable, but it smelled bad.

Everyone around me is covering her nose, and I pretend to cover my nose.

I was elated when suddenly a person next to me called: "Fart man, your cell phone rang!" " "

I subconsciously took out my mobile phone and saw that there was no phone.

At this point, I felt all kinds of eyes from people around me. ...

I took my 2-year-old son to eat stinky tofu for the first time.

The son took a bite: "Mom, who pulled this?" It's delicious! " "

Husband panicked: "Look at him well these days, don't shit, eat by yourself!" " "

My son is 8 years old and has never bought stinky tofu at home. ...

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