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Who has a funny little joke about college life?
10. The university handed in a BF, and I haven't been to his dormitory for a long time. One day, I went to his dormitory to find him, and I was very anxious. I opened the door and found him in the whole dormitory. Because they didn't know each other very well, I was a little nervous and asked him where he was going. -
I don't know why, but I blurted out, "Where's my man? ! "-
The whole dormitory was silent 10 seconds, and I rushed out of the door. -
1 1. What a pity! During the May Day holiday this year, my mother and I went to the shopping mall for a long time. Later I went to a counter selling sports shoes, and my mother asked me to try on a pair of shoes. I was exhausted at that time, and even I felt that my mind was not very clear. ~ ~ ~ ~ Maybe I tried on too many pants before. I began to untie my belt without saying a word, and then naturally I had to pull the pants door. Oh, my God, my mother called. Hey, what are you doing? ! -
I just recovered! The shoe seller looked at me, stupefied. I really ... hey! Face as hot as a roast pig! What a pity! -
12. When I was still in a daze in the morning, my mobile phone shook. I took it and pressed the answer key: hello! Hello! Hello? Hello? ! Who are you? Can I help you? Talk to me! Kao! Press the hang-up button, I was very angry and said, look who the caller is. When I saw it, it was a text message ... er ~
13. When I was in high school, I had lunch with my friends near the school. He ordered a bowl of lasagna and another friend was drinking coke. Then I wonder who told a joke. The coke drinker laughed so hard that coke dripped from his nose. Friends laugh at others' embarrassment, but Zhang Kuan's face comes out of his nostrils! -
Every time I see him after graduating from college, I can't help laughing-
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