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What is the reason why the "fake crab" in Yangcheng Lake has always been "bullying the soft and fearing the hard"?
I see many fake Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs every year, and there are also many measures, such as anti-counterfeiting labels, anklets, QR codes and so on. , is one thousand ways. But it seems that it hasn't been used for a year, and1-September "fake" crabs are still rampant. The reason is actually very simple. The crabs in Yangcheng Lake are also crabs, which are no different from those in other places in quality, appearance and taste. The only difference is the QR code of the anklet, but these are the most convenient for counterfeiting.
I remember watching a variety show two years ago and finding an old crab farmer in Yangcheng Lake to teach you how to distinguish the hairy crabs in Yangcheng Lake. The old man first praised how delicious the crabs in Yangcheng Lake are, and then introduced several characteristics of Yangcheng Lake crabs, such as "green back, white belly, golden claws and yellow hair"? , said the right thing. After that, it's not enough. The program group specially found the true and false Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs for the elderly to identify. It turns out that the old man chose a fake one. The scene is extremely embarrassing.
Although I don't like crabs, my family loves them, so I buy some every year. I have never seen the difference between crabs in Yangcheng Lake and other freshwater crabs. The only difference is that they are expensive. One crab is worth ten. But I really don't think it tastes good. Sometimes I wonder if I bought it myself. It's fake, but I saw the TV news in that store. I don't think so.
Later, a really knowledgeable friend told me that my feelings were right. It is the same crab. It is a joke to say that the water in Yangcheng Lake is suitable for breeding hairy crabs. A species, a change of water can be different? This is a complete lie. The real value of Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs is not hairy crabs, but the word "Yangcheng Lake". These three words are famous brands. With these three words, crabs are not crabs, but luxury goods. You should sell it at a high price. Anyway, eating crabs with the same taste, is it necessary to distinguish between true and false Yangcheng Lake?
Although I am not convinced by my friend's final conclusion, what is false is false. But since then, I have never bought hairy crabs from Yangcheng Lake. This luxury should not be consumed by ordinary people. As for distinguishing the true from the false, it is something that local tyrants can afford, and it has nothing to do with me.
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