A joke describing Halloween

00, the old man is typing word for word, watch. .

00 the topic is Zhen Ai, which is about Zhen Ai ~

00, wandering alone in the street at night. His heart is dead, alcohol is full of his blood, drunkenness dominates his brain, and he stinks after vomiting. In other words, he is like a living zombie.

00 "Isn't it Halloween today? Where are the ghosts? Come out, even a female ghost who wants to die is better than that bitch. " After quarreling with his girlfriend, he lost his mind and shouted in the depths of the street through drunkenness. If there was a police station nearby, he would have been detained by the police.

00, he came home in a daze, only to find that the empty bottle in his hand somehow turned into a video tape with a Japanese cover.

00 "Haha, Japanese movies, I don't know which teacher's work, I hope there is no mosaic ~ hee hee."

For a drunk person, the source of the video is not important, it is Japanese, which is enough. ....

00, he doesn't remember what happened that night. The only impression in his mind is that there is a woman on TV, a white girl with beautiful long hair, slowly climbing out of the well. ....

Since then, his world has changed.

00, for him,

She is a symbol of purity and beauty, and angels in white silently guards him all the time.

She is a gentle and virtuous woman, and she will never be as unreasonable as a girl now.

She is an undyed lotus. No matter how muddy and tacky the world is, she always looks so fresh and natural, like an out-of-touch fairy.

He and she have experienced many ups and downs together, from the fear and embarrassment of meeting for the first time, to the questioning of friends and family together, and even being isolated by the surrounding society, but they are not separated. Because love can change together.

00, but,

She is a girl who seems to have some inferiority complex. Since the day I met him, she has been covering her face with her hair, as if she was not confident in herself. Although she knew that her appearance was not important to him, she dared not look at herself and still kept her hair.

00 this day, he wants to talk to her.

He said, "Do you believe that love can change a person's life?"

00, she didn't answer, just quietly snuggled up to his chest, like a well-behaved kitten.

He said, "Without me before you, I thought I could only live like that. I was stupid and fell in love with a handsome and tall boy. I confessed to him that night, but he humiliated me in public. " At this point, he looks a little sad.

00 "Do you know? He called me a pervert in front of everyone. I was so sad and drank a lot, but it was that night that I met you. " He said with emotion: "Now I understand that true love can change sexual orientation. I love you, my cutest girl. "

At this time, she slapped him angrily and then smoothed her hair. It turned out to be a handsome man's face, only to hear a vigorous male voice from her mouth: "Why didn't you say so earlier, let me play the woman for so long!" " After that, "she" hugged him, and the two kissed deeply, turning the misunderstanding for so many years into the fruit of love. . . .

Good ... decisive and heavy taste ... ruined Xiao Qingxin. .