English Jokes _ Interesting English Jokes Reading

Joke, as its name implies, is a literary form that makes people laugh or laugh through humorous words or illustrations. I made up some interesting English jokes. Welcome to read!

Interesting English jokes and stories (1)

Life is cruel to men. When they are born, their mother will get praise and flowers. When they get married, their bride gets gifts and publicity. When they die, their wives get insurance.

Life is cruel to men. When they were born, their mother got praise and flowers. When they got married, their bride received a present and stole the show. When they die, their wives will get insurance money.

Interesting English jokes and stories Part II

Wife: Bill, the man who lives in the house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and kisses her when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do the same?

Wife: Bill, the man who lives in the opposite house always kisses his wife before going out in the morning and kisses him again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do this?

Husband: Well, I don't know her very well.

Husband: Oh, I don't know her very well.

Interesting English jokes and stories (3)

One very cold day, Mr. Brown came to an inn. He couldn't find a room by the fire.

On a cold winter day, Mr. Brown came to a small inn and found that there was no room beside the fire.

He asked the groom to get some oysters to feed his horse.

So he asked the hotel groom to get some oysters to feed his horse.

"Can your horse eat oysters?" The groom said.

Does your horse eat oysters? Asked the groom.

"Try him," said Mr. Brown.

You try to feed it. ? Mr. Brown replied.

People immediately ran to see this spectacle. Only Mr. Brown stayed in the room. He chose the best seat by the fire and sat down comfortably.

In an instant, people ran to see the spectacle, but Mr. Brown stayed alone in the house. He found the best seat by the fire and sat comfortably there to keep warm.

Interesting English joke story 4

A couple, both 9 1, stood before the judge and demanded a divorce. "I don't understand," he said. "Why do you want to get divorced at this time of your life?"

A couple, both aged 9 1, stood before a judge and demanded a divorce. ? I don't understand. The judge said, why do you want a divorce at your age?

The husband explained, "well, you see, we want to wait until the child dies."

Husband explained:? Well, you know, we want to wait until the children are dead. ?