Ask a joke that you find funny.

It is said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and Cao Cao were flying together and suddenly met with an emergency.

Need to parachute to escape.

Only then did I find that there were only three parachutes left on the plane. When Zhuge Liang shook, everyone was nervous.

Feather fan cleared his throat and said, "Well, Mountain Man has a few questions. If he can answer them, he will skydive and answerno. "

Those who come up have to jump by themselves. "

Others have no choice but to agree.

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky? 」

Liu Bei thought simply and answered "one"

So I went down with a parachute.

Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?"

Sun Quan answered "One"

I also brought a parachute down.

Finally, it was Cao Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

Cao Cao was stunned and couldn't answer, so he had to jump by himself.

Unexpectedly, jumping into the sea saved my life.

The second time, when four people met an emergency by plane, they still used the old method to discuss it.

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "What was the battle that Zhou Wuwang defeated Zhou Wang? 」

Liu Bei thought simply and answered "The Battle of Makino"

Zhuge Liang nodded, and Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down.

Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many people died in that battle?"

Sun Quan thought for a moment and said, "About 30,000 to 40,000."

Zhuge nodded, and Sun Quan went down with an umbrella bag.

Cao Cao couldn't help laughing and thinking: "Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang, I know everything, especially the military."

This time, you fell, hehe. "

Zhuge Liang asked, "What are their names?"

Cao Cao almost fainted and had to jump by himself.

I didn't expect to jump into the sea again to save my life.

Cao Cao snickered, "Mama of, I'm so lucky! See what old Zhuge can do to me? 」

The same four people flew for the third time, and the plane encountered an emergency again. Cao Cao thought, Zhuge Lao

If my head is going to be messed up again, I will jump by myself to avoid being insulted. So my heart crossed and I jumped.

Go down and fall at high speed in the air. I can only hear Zhuge Liang's laughter from above.

"Cao Cao, waste your wisdom, ha ha, there are four parachutes on the plane today! 」

Cao Cao fainted with a "ah".

1. Title: Original

The child wrote: It turns out that he is my father.

Teacher's comment: Mom cares.

Make sentences as usual

Title: (Tree, Tree) I will plant you.

The child wrote: (Tangyuan Tangyuan) I will eat you (eat).

Teacher's comment: How cute ~ ~

3. Title: ... During ... ........................

The child wrote: He undressed and put on pants at the same time.

Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it ~ ~

4. Title: textbooks

Children write: class is boring.

Teacher's comment: concentrate in class.

5. theme: popularity

Children write: I like bananas very much.

Teacher's comment: Be careful not to choke.

6. Title: Once upon a time

The children wrote: Xiaoming came in through the front door.

7. Title: Innocence

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive ~ ~

8. Title: Ten points

The child wrote: I got a ten today.

Teacher's comment: I'll tell your parents ~ ~

9. Title: Among them

Children write: My left foot is hurt.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? ~~

10. Title: 1 .......

Children write: a doll 100 yuan.

Teacher's comment: The teacher laughed to death.

1 1. Title: Look.

The child wrote: What are you looking at? Never seen it!

12. Make sentences as usual. Example: You (singing) and I (dancing)

Children write: you (good) me (good)

Teacher's comment: Are you writing an English translation?

13. Make sentences as usual. Ex.: People praise me (), but actually I ().

Children write: others praise me (very handsome), in fact, I (wear a mask)

Teacher's comment: What mask is so easy to use?

14. Title: Good ... Good again. ..

The child wrote: Mom's legs are so thin and thick. ...

Teacher's comment: Is it thin or thick?

15. topic: one by one

The child wrote: After work, my father came back one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

16. Theme: First ... then. ...

Example: Eat first, then take a bath.

Children write: goodbye, sir!

17. Title: Tianya Haijiao

The child wrote: My sister ran to the ends of the earth.

Teacher's comment: Your sister can really run ~ ~

18. Title: Forever.

Children write: I drew a straight line.

Teacher's comments: ................

19. Subject: Right away

The child wrote: I am riding a horse.

Teacher's comment: Come to the teacher right away!

20. Title: rawhide

The child wrote: On the night of the power outage, it was dark everywhere, and I was so scared that my skin was raw!

Teacher's comment: Seeing this sentence ... the teacher appreciates you very much. .

2 1. Title: Prosperity-a metaphor for beautiful growth.

The child wrote: My brother is thriving.

Teacher's comment: Son, is your brother a vegetable? ...

There is also a blind man. ...

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many soap operas ~ ~

22. Title: Thank you ... because ......

The child wrote: I want to thank my mother because she helps me with my homework every day. ......

Teacher's comment: Your homework was written by your mother! ! ! ! ! ! !

23. Theme: Sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder. ......

24. Title: If

Children write: Don't drink juice if it tastes bad.

Teacher's comment: Orz .....

25. Title: Simple

Children write: The cake is crisp and delicious.

Teacher's comment: (speechless) .......... =. =

26. title: genius

The child wrote: I take a bath every three days.

Teacher's comment: I have to wash it every day to be clean ~ ~

27. Title: 1 … Toilet …

The child wrote: As soon as I walked out of the gate, there was a convenience store opposite.

Teacher's comment: Don't make random sentences. ...

28. Title: Although ......

The child wrote: there is someone on the left and someone on the right.

29. Title: Very

The child wrote: I don't know what very means.

Teacher's comment: I don't know what to ask. ....

30. Title: Because ......

The child wrote: I was born in this world because of my parents.

Teacher's comment: Deduct 5 points ....

3 1. Title: Again ... Here we go. .....

Children write: My mother is short, tall, thin and fat.

Teacher's comment: Where is your mother ... a monster?

32 guoran

The children in the class said: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water.

Teacher: This is a phrase. You can't make sentences alone.

The children added: teacher, I'm not finished yet. Sure enough, I have diarrhea at night!

Teacher: ........

33 carve up

Child: A big fool can't tell right from wrong.

Teacher: Even a little fool can't tell the difference.

34 delicious

Children: What a sweet fart.

Teacher: .......

In addition,

Child: A train passes by, besides, besides. ......

Teacher: ........