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Son's joke about full moon wine
My brother is one year older than me, but I got married before him. My husband and I are free to fall in love. My husband comes from a neighboring village. We were classmates in junior high school, so we met in junior high school. My husband is also a very honest man, the only child in the family, and the conditions are not so good. However, my in-laws and husband are good people. They are very kind to me. And after we got married, we had a son, who is now six years old. Originally, I was very happy after getting married, but now I am not happy at all. It is very hard, because my husband is gone and he passed away. Now there are only in-laws and sons left at home, and life is even more difficult.
My brother got married later than me. He met his sister-in-law through blind date. My sister-in-law is not very beautiful, but she has a good personality and a good temper. She is very filial to my parents and gets along well with me. Not long ago, my sister-in-law gave birth to a nephew. A few days ago, my nephew had a full moon and drank full moon wine. As an aunt, I must also be present. I took my son with me.
I'm not afraid of jokes, because our family is having a hard time now, so the food at home is also very bad at ordinary times. Because of this, my son was a little embarrassed when he was eating at his nephew's full moon banquet, and I felt particularly sad when I watched his son gobble up. My sister-in-law also saw this scene. So when I left, she grabbed me and handed me half a bag of leftovers. She said, "It's the same if you take this dish back and heat it for the children."
When I was holding this dish, it tasted terrible. I feel that I have failed in my life. Sorry, my son. My sister-in-law put some convenient bags in the dish. When I got home, I saw my in-laws' meal, and I quickly opened the bag of leftovers, thinking of heating it up for them to eat, but when I opened it, I found that there were actually two thousand dollars in it.
I thought it was because there were too many people today and my sister-in-law was too busy to put the money in the wrong place, so I called her quickly. I was also afraid that she couldn't find the money in a hurry, but after the phone was connected, my sister-in-law actually said to me, "Sister, my sister-in-law gave you this money. My sister-in-law knows that you have a hard time. Keep this two thousand dollars to buy something to eat for the children at ordinary times. Don't wronged children, and don't wronged yourself. Go back to your parents' house if you have difficulty. "
After listening to my sister-in-law, my eyes turned red in an instant. I suddenly feel that although life is very bitter and difficult, there is a big family who cares about me and is very warm in my heart. I believe that our future life will be better, because I have been working hard.
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