100 thousand cold jokes and brain teasers

100 thousand cold jokes and brain teasers

1. Q: What is the antonym of mobile phone A: Foot.

Xiaoming's father has three sons. The eldest brother is called heavy hair, the second one is called two hairs, and the third one is called what? It's called Sanmao. ..... because Xiao Ming is a woman.

How many brothers does Aladdin have? Three. Alajia, Alab, Alabing

4. Q: Where do users like to turn off their phones? A: Ningbo asked: Why? A:? Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off.

Why does pangolin dig every day? Because he is looking for chuanshan B.

Why didn't Xiao Ming die when he jumped from 12 floor?

? Because? Xiaoming is a plastic bag?

Seven or four people in the room are playing mahjong. The police are here. Why did you take five people?

People who have played mahjong.

Why do ants and giraffes walk in the desert without footprints?

Because ants and giraffes ride bicycles together.

Why did Xiaoming find that the delicious food in his refrigerator was eaten by ants and giraffes?

Because the bicycles of ants and giraffes are parked next to the refrigerator.

10. Why is Panasonic not as powerful as Sony?

Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother)

Who is tall? 1 1. A or c?

Answer: C is higher (because of ABCD, A is lower than C)

12. Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

Answer: Jasmine (a delicate [beautiful] jasmine)

13. What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

14. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser. (Rubber difference)

15. What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

16. What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn)

17. 1234567890 which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. (1, don't do it, don't stop)

18. How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click. Reason: silence.

19. What is white plus white?

Answer: White rabbits (two)

20. Who is the child of Red Bean?

Answer: South China (when those red berries come in spring)

2 1. If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this?

Answer:? What if? about

22. A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out?

Answer: betel nut

23. Four people are playing mahjong in the room. The police came and took five people away. Why?

Answer: because the person they hit is called? Mahjong?

24. Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?

Answer: Because the stars will? Flash?

25. One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello?

Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

26. A fat man jumped from a tall building. And the result?

Answer: Fatty.

27. Chocolate and tomatoes fight, and chocolate wins. Why?

Answer: Because of chocolate bars.

28. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living?

Answer: Call for help.

29. A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become?

Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark)

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