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Find a good person and be a good couple.
2. We are willing to let go of our illusions, give up our standards and be a pair of dogs that snuggle up to each other, because at the moment, we are only willing to be loyal to each other. -Mixed.
The best love is that we stand side by side and look at this lonely world. -Annie, baby
I have always been a layman, no matter what, but now I have one advantage, that is my vision, because I found you in the crowd. -No ink.
No matter how mediocre I am, I always feel that my love for you is beautiful. I give you my whole soul, together with its quirks, playing small temper, flickering, 1800 bad habits. Really annoying, only one thing is good, I love you. —— Wang Xiaobo
6. You will eventually find that what you want is not a heterosexual, but a soul to communicate with.
7. Good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a million.
8. It is not rare to like to meet with love, but it is rare to meet and know each other.
Find someone who understands you.
First, the best feeling is to find a partner to talk to. Various topics can never be finished; I don't feel tired if I repeat the language. Companionship is two of a kind's habit; Knowing is an attachment between two hearts.
Second, I always feel that the time together is too short. It turns out that the fastest is not time, but the happiness of two people together. Happiness is that someone can read you; Warmth means having someone who is willing to accompany you.
Third, when people are always vulnerable, they don't need too much romance and language. Tired, have a hug to rely on; It hurts. There is a saying that knowing can relieve it. Even pairs of eyes are silent love.
Fourth, even if you miss it silently, it is also a kind of practical peace of mind. People always have a shelter from the wind and rain; Heart, there must always be a harbor to rest. The longest love is never giving up in plain; The most intimate warmth is accompanied by dependence in the wind and rain.
5. Understanding is a kind of care for the soul and the temperature of life. Distance can't stop the dialogue between hearts, and can't stop the attraction of souls. The heart sound that travels through time and space always makes people feel excited; Tears in the corner of my eyes always make people feel distressed. Because some people understand that feelings can be poured out and pain can be alleviated; Because some people understand that some people accompany them when they are lonely, and some people comfort them when they are helpless.
6. Understanding is the warmest language in the world. A few short words contain thousands. Because I have a deep understanding, I know your burden and understand your difficulties; Because of empathy, I feel sorry for your sincerity and cherish your feelings.
Seven, understand, is the bridge to the soul, career * * *. Because you know, you are tolerant; Because I know, I feel the same way. Understand, let there be no distance between heart and heart, and let life cherish each other. Understanding is the most beautiful connection in life, and it is also the deepest touch.
Eight, home, very dull, as long as you can see the smiling faces of your loved ones every day, it is the embodiment of happiness; Love is very simple, as long as you miss each other every day, it is a practical emotion. Happiness is not ethereal, but a feeling in the heart; Love is not far away, but the tacit understanding between two hearts.
Nine, there is only one heart, don't pretend too much; There is only one life, so don't be too tired to chase it. The joy of the soul comes from the richness of the spirit; Simple happiness comes from the satisfaction of the mind.
X. Time will precipitate the truest emotion; Wind and rain will test the warmest companionship. What goes far is just passing clouds; What is left is the love that is worth cherishing. If you come enthusiastically, you may not last long; Love is dull, not necessarily heartless.
Xi。 What the eyes see is an illusion, and the inner feelings are the most real; What the ears hear is illusory, and what the heart hears is the most important. Time will tell us that simple love lasts the longest; The company in the ordinary is the most reassuring; People who know you are the warmest.
Famous sayings about vulgarity
Innocent thoughts, not put in the secular world, are like new green in the eyes, fresh and elegant. In the lonely night, I watched that beauty, climbed up my heart and bloomed alone. Quietly, I just want to miss you on such a day. Pure miss has nothing to do with the world and romance. The strong man crossed the finish line without help. So I would rather be strong than vulgar.
I was born with compassion for a flower and a grass and feelings for everything in the world. I hope I can set off a storm like you to clean this dark and vulgar world. -Wang Chengbing's Quotations on Ice
We all escaped vulgarity and ran, scurried and crawled in the melancholy desert.
I thought I could always see the oasis of hope, but I only met a lonely stone. Vulgarity planned our meanness.
If a person is short of material things for a long time, he will become vulgar spiritually. From appreciating poetry and musical instruments to appreciating only money in the end. People who can't see the elegance of life and appreciate elegance and vulgarity, but only know the importance of money, are often the most pitiful.
Some people say I am cold ... I just see through this chaotic and vulgar world.
Sometimes vulgar, sometimes lonely.
Either vulgar or poor.
This is how people should spend their lives; Looking back on the past, he will not regret wasting his time, nor will he be ashamed of his meanness and vulgarity. -ostrovsky {Su}
Honey, you have to live a good life. Even if happiness is a vulgar thing in your eyes, I still hope you can live that vulgar life. -canoe "You are my exclusive memory"
The wind yesterday was 13: 42.
What's the difference between the upper and lower classes, the rich and the poor? Being a good man with high quality is the upper class. Even if you have more money, the devil wears a lower class. It is vulgar, despicable, backward and shameless to distinguish the upper and lower classes only by their financial status! -(User:) Feng Dan: Don't always talk to me about money. Am I that kind of vulgar person? You give me the money and I'll talk to you!
He now realizes that he is an ordinary person and should live a normal life according to the conditions of ordinary people, instead of having too many wild dreams. Of course, vulgarity does not mean vulgarity. He may be an ordinary person all his life, but he wants to be an ordinary person. -Lu Yao's Ordinary World
Everything became dull, and you left me, without vulgarity.
The so-called vulgarity is arty vulgarity, just like eating jiaozi with a knife and fork.
This is a top-level duel between masters, and the addition of other characters will only make this duel vulgar and boring. -Zhou Haohui's "Death Notice"
Aoo, I have paid time and money for you, but you just said that you don't need these vulgar things. Time? Money? You want me to do this? I don't lack these.
I once braved everyone's contempt to touch even your hair, but you never responded to me. So, Olympia, go and play! I will do well in the exam! Don't get used to the laziness of life, and don't like vulgar universal survival mentality at will.
Of course, everything is wrong and right now. But this is all my own fault. Even if I don't regret it now, it will definitely become the most unforgettable past in my life. All abnormal movies are labeled as reflecting human nature with absurd and vulgar pictures and lenses. However, it is civilization and progress, not deformity and bottomless line, that is the basis for human beings to move from survival to prosperity!
I hate those vulgar ideas very much, because they are rash, groundless and vulgar. Some people's observation of things often does not conform to the law of development of things, and he always takes his own vision and subjective will as the standard of measurement. -democritus's Lafontaine prophecy
The scenery of high-rise buildings, unknown streets. The invasion of neon lights vulgarized all this. -Vincent Fang's exclamation point
Your so-called efforts are nothing but vulgarity in the eyes of others.
Be a vulgar person, don't care what others think of you, because you are vulgar.
If a person is materially deficient for a long time, his spirit will gradually become vulgar. They only appreciate money from appreciating poetry and musical instruments to the end. They don't appreciate elegance and vulgarity, they can't see the elegance of life, they only trust banknotes and only know the importance of banknotes. Such people seem tacky and selfish, but in fact they live the most pitiful and humble life.
We live in this world, and there are thousands of lives in Qian Qian. Especially in the complicated and chaotic modern times, it is increasingly difficult to return to simplicity. There are too many things that must be abandoned, too many vulgarities that must be put down, and too many emotions that must be broken.
Everyone will change in time, and the most common change is from a poetic and carefree mind to an ordinary and vulgar and helpless mind, from being sensitive to the time series of human feelings to being insensitive to everything. -Lin Qingxuan "The most beautiful thing in life is Qing Huan" God gives you the biggest punishment, about the punishment that you failed to live up to the person you were born to be. Is to give you what you want, fame and fortune, but you lack humanity and a conscience. Your life, the glorious life you thought, left a superficial, vulgar and pathetic joke.
You are the good girl I am destined to miss. I don't blame you. At least I have vulgar dreams to struggle with.
You said, you seem to be in love with me.
I looked at the pale yellow flowers and felt really like a fairy tale. In fairy tales, the next sentence is that the prince and princess live happily ever after. But ... you're not a prince. I am not a princess. Misplaced fairy tales are sometimes worse than vulgar jokes. Cloud water is in a bottle of "cloud mud" and I, my whole childhood, adolescence and youth, have devoted almost all my years and life to the desire for fame and fortune: to be a violinist, a violinist as red as a rock star. I dedicated myself to this vulgar dream. Its little hands hold my sweat, tears, smile, glory and happiness. When I am constantly wandering around the world, constantly at various cocktail parties and appearing in various media from time to time, my vanity, vulgarity and shallowness are also rising endlessly. -Liu Lili "Meeting You Just Right"
The signature of the couple is a pair.
You are just too honest and always think too well of others.
You just have too many brains and always think too badly of others.
You are the one I loved and the one I promised to protect, and I still love you deeply.
You are the one I regret after struggling to give up, but I still love you very much.
There is always a journey that is more romantic than the destination.
There is always some beauty that lasts longer than time.
You know, time is not as secure as you are in Ann.
You know, the sun is warmer than you.
I often think of my coquetry to you, but you always agree helplessly. (female)
I often think of your coquetry to me, and I always promise with a smile. (male)
You accompany me from shoulder-length short hair to waist-length long hair.
It was you who accompanied me from ignorance to indifference.
Forgive me for holding the flowers. I dressed up to attend just to miss you. Pray that natural disasters and man-made disasters will only give me this fragrance.
Forgive me for dressing up for the bouquet, but I watched the white gauze pass by and said I would.
I am not a goddess, a royal elder sister, a Lori or a white girl. I just love her!
I don't love goddess, royal elder sister, Lori and Bai, I only love her!
I like to eat all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?
I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?
What's it like not letting go? You are afraid of darkness, but he is light.
What's it like to be inseparable? You are afraid of the cold, but she is the sun.
I didn't mean to break up at first, but seeing that you are hot and cold to me, I want to stimulate you by breaking up. I didn't expect you to stay, so let's break up.
I wanted to surprise you, but you broke up with me. I know you still love me, but do you want me to bow my head and stay? Let's break up.
You live in a world of flowers and can have three wives and four concubines.
I live in the infatuation season, and my feelings are too warm.
The teenager I love has the most perfect face measurement in the world.
I love Gu Liang. He has the most beautiful face in the world.
Life is closed. My head is shaking.
Small face in color screen. My ears are wriggling.
If a boy turns on his cell phone and finds that there are 20 missed calls, he often says, damn it, I'm dead!
Usually girls turn on their mobile phones and find 20 missed calls. The first reaction is happiness!
We can't be friends after breaking up because we hurt each other.
You can't be enemies after breaking up, because you loved each other.
Not beautiful, not gentle, not ladylike, not cute, but I have a normal heart and another one loves me. ...
Not tall, not handsome, not calm, not low-key, but I have never been proud, there is a good one who loves me. ...
Sell cute, pretend charming, take pure, I am your lovely girlfriend.
Played handsome, played facial paralysis and played warm heart. I am your cool boyfriend.
The flowers are so beautiful. Who wants to draw a picture with me?
The flowers are blooming. Who wants to join hands with me for life?
The world can't go on without you.
I can't breathe without you.
Feelings are for maintenance, not for testing.
Love is for love, not for hurt.
I can't give you anything if you don't love me.
What about the world without you?
The teenager's pen stopped turning on the girl's shoulder.
A young girl's pen flows in her heart.
Round and round, and finally come back to you.
After quarreling all day, I will eventually fall asleep.
You are not a male god, but a boy I love deeply.
You are not the focus, but you are my only goddess.
I wear a suit with a wedding dress.
When you wear a wedding dress, you will be accompanied by a suit.
Teenager, I pinch my fingers. You miss me.
Girl, let me guess. I am in your life.
I'm not good, I'm not beautiful, and sometimes I'm a little headstrong, but I'm still your wife.
I have no money, I am not handsome, and sometimes I have a little temper, but I am still your husband.
He, a charming guy, promised to give her a wedding dress. ...
She, the darling of a proud princess, devoted her life to glitz. ...
Queen, when will you invite me to dinner?
Emperor, when will you give it to me?
Who else in the world is better than us?
Who in the world knows my tears better than you?
Eight thousand meters deep and seven centimeters blue. Who cares if Deep Sea is true?
Hundreds of miles of loneliness at an altitude of100000 meters, no one has given me the freedom to indulge my life.
Will you come on my wedding day?
If I don't come, you can't get married.
How about marrying you when my hair is waist-high?
I'll marry you if my hair is not waist-high!
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