Interesting diary 400 words

May 17 It rained on Sunday.

Grandma cooked a good dish at noon today, including my favorite lobster. I am ecstatic.

After dinner, I was the first to pick up the lobster and put it in my mouth. Just as I was eating lobster with relish, I suddenly found that the lobster opened its red "pliers", like a victory gesture. I broke a pair of pliers, opened the little red pliers, and then held them up and said, "Yeah!" " "My family laughed at my actions. I broke two pliers and lifted them together. My mother asked, "What is 2+2?" I quickly replied: "2+2 equals yeah! ""At this moment, my father asked again, "What should you do if your hand is caught by a lobster?" I blinked and said solemnly, "I'll say' yeah' to the lobster first, and then' you idiot', so it will retort that' you are an idiot' and the lobster's pliers will be loosened! My aunt laughed her head off and couldn't wait to test me. She gave me a brain teaser: "which one wins, lobster or duck?" "I thought about it and said," lobster's pliers are like scissors, duck's palm is like cloth, scissors are like cloth, and of course lobster won! " "My aunt gave me a thumbs-up and said," You are so smart! " "Thank you, thank you!" I said shyly, holding my fist.

The joke made the whole family laugh. Can you say I'm not funny?

Eat zongzi; eat rice dumplings; eat glutinous rice balls

165438+1It rained on Saturday, October 22nd.

Today, I woke up from my sleep and heard my mother say, "Breakfast." I dressed quickly and ran out. My mouth watered when I saw the delicious jiaozi on the table.

Tangyuan is round and white, how like a small table tennis ball. I licked it gently. It's delicious and smooth. I can't wait to scoop up a jiaozi and send it to my mouth. But my two front teeth have been laid off with honor, and my new front teeth are not on duty. This sly jiaozi slipped out of my front teeth, and I was furious.

I have suffered a lot from this disappointing front tooth recently. Apples can't bite, sesame cakes are chewed with molars. This time, I can't even eat this soft jiaozi. Hum! I can't believe I can't eat you! I scooped another jiaozi, ready to destroy it, but it slipped out again, as if it didn't want me to eat it. At this moment, mother smiled and said, "Little fool, put it in your mouth and bite it slowly." Finally, I gave up the idea of biting off half of it and put the whole jiaozi in my mouth. Now my mouth is full of jiaozi, and I chewed it for a long time before eating it.

Tangyuan is delicious! If my front teeth were stronger, they might taste better.