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Shanghai is the back garden of Hangzhou? I really can't stand the "Hangzhou Blow" all over the world.

What is the hottest city in China in recent two years? Of course, Hangzhou is so hot that even Shanghai will look askance. Recently, Fu Weigang, a teacher from Shanghai Institute of Finance and Law, wrote a wonderful article and put forward a point concisely: "In the future, Shanghai will be a livable city and become the back garden of Hangzhou. According to Teacher Fu, the Magic Capital will no longer be the Magic Capital in the future, and this title will be given to Hangzhou, referred to as "Hangzhou Magic Capital" for short.

As a native of Hangzhou, frankly speaking, Hangzhou is really good, with paradise above and Suzhou and Hangzhou below. Most scenic spots are free, the atmosphere of entrepreneurship and innovation is good, the government has a good sense of service, high efficiency, and mobile payment and public transportation allow pedestrians. On the Internet, many people say that Hangzhou is good. Hangzhou is good everywhere, with cheap house prices and good air. Ali and Netease have completely bombed Beijing, not to mention Guangzhou. And bad people in Hangzhou are often drowned by saliva.

Even formed a "Hangchui" group. Hangzhou blows 360 degrees without dead ends. Blowing the G20, blowing the Asian Games, blowing the air, blowing the house price is a sense of stability. The vision should be vivid.

There are many suites in Hangzhou. I hope Hangzhou will prosper and become a first-tier city. Hangchui in many places is actually a struggle between having a house and not having a house. All utilitarian flattery, in fact, is the disconnection between urban development and marketing propaganda, and it will be perishable.

Hangzhou was originally good, but the appearance of "Hangchui" made some people start to resent it.

"The smog is very serious. When I saw a marathon runner wearing a gas mask passing by the Bird's Nest, I told myself it was time to leave. David said that he felt that the ingredients that had nourished him in Beijing were drying up little by little. At that time, fleeing from Beijing became the choice of friends around, and go to dali went to Qingdao or lived abroad. In the summer of 20 15, he left Beijing where he had lived for ten years and came to Hangzhou.

Hangzhou is different from the literary life in Jiangnan, where people imagine the fun in mountains and rivers. "A lot of things are exquisite on the surface, but without internal bones, you get a shape. For him, what is even more painful is that he is not ready for the work rhythm of high-speed iteration of Internet technology companies and the way to stay up until the early hours of the morning. " Even so, with two thousand years of literary talent and romantic infiltration in Jiangnan, Hangzhou is dead enough. He started as a freelancer and traveled between Shanghai and Hangzhou, where he got the best of both cities.

This is a story between many of my friends. Of course, some people say that if you like the slowness of Hangzhou, you can go to Jingdezhen to make pottery on weekends, or bask in the sun at the foot of Mogan Mountain. Some people also say that they like the entrepreneurial atmosphere in Hangzhou. They can find fellow travelers in Dream Town and Yunxi Town, and the shared office space of 280 yuan is cheap. People who like shopping say that shipping in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai is more attractive than heating in the north. Anywhere in Hangzhou is good anyway.

"Go in full, don't block the door for the mortgage, and move the yellow car for the provident fund. This is a popular joke in Hangzhou property market this year, and the ability to pay has become an important way for developers to screen customers. Previously, the average price of houses in Binjiang remained around 20,000, and the average price of No.1 Tangning, Longhu, near Wen Er Road was also around 30,000. However, after G20, with the blessing of "demolition", the prices of slightly better real estate developers and lots with better lots in Binjiang have doubled. More importantly, many property buyers are required to pay the full amount, and the full amount has become the minimum threshold. A friend of mine pointed to a plate on the map and said that these properties were bought with eyes closed.

Money is not a symbol of status, nor is buying a house in full, but owning multiple houses. Now as long as you just make a drop, you will always meet someone who will teach you how to buy a house. Of course, he will tell you first that he has won several houses. Then I will tell you how I managed to avoid the National Eight Articles and the purchase restriction and successfully bought these houses that made him rich. After that, he will quietly tell you where Hangzhou is planned and where the future development is infinite, and advise you to buy a house in Hangzhou.

If the driver is a relocated household, he will tell you how many houses he has in the urban area and how many houses he has in the suburbs, and even tell you, girl, Hangzhou is the first line. You can consider marrying a man in Xiaoshan without worrying about the house and food and clothing. Every time I hear this, I will reply politely, master, I am from Fuyang. They are all relocated households. Why are you in such a hurry?

Even if I walk on the streets of Shanghai and meet acquaintances, the way they greet me has changed. I used to ask, have you changed jobs now? The question now is, have you bought a house? If I ask you again, did you buy it in Hangzhou? Most of the answers are yes. Of course, people around me have started to pay social security in Hangzhou. They said, Shanghai and Hangzhou are all like this, but Hangzhou is still rising. We have to take a pit first, and we can't wait until the housing prices in Hangzhou are like those in Shanghai and Hangzhou.

Hangzhou is great. I think the ball is going to explode.

I sometimes feel sorry for these people who have multiple houses in Hangzhou. As propaganda ambassadors in Hangzhou, they must work hard. The quality of Hangzhou directly determines his financial security and personal life. But if Hangzhou is blown to the center of the universe in this way, the play will be a bit too much.

Some time ago, Hangzhou was divided into districts from counties, and the urban area of Lin 'an was expanded from 4,000 square kilometers to 8,000 square kilometers. Many media began to marvel that the urban area of Hangzhou surpassed that of Shangguang Shen Ning, and Hangzhou was like a first-tier city. In this regard, some people say that it is meaningless to simply look at the area, otherwise Chongqing would have been the first in the country; It is meaningless to look at the scale alone. Hebei's economy exceeds Hong Kong's, but its influence is not in the same dimension as Hong Kong's.

But some people retort that it is not scale, but influence. Hangzhou takes the Silicon Valley route. Uber in Silicon Valley connects more than 400 cities, tens of millions of drivers and billions of passengers around the world. Facebook connects a quarter of the world's population; Google's Android system is connected to more than 4 billion smartphones around the world ... There are Taobao Tmall and Alipay in Hangzhou, and the people they contact and the degree of influence on the world are self-evident. In their view, at least in Asia, Hangzhou is the closest city to Silicon Valley and has the best chance to become Silicon Valley.

More than that. In the eyes of these people, Shanghai will become the back garden of Hangzhou. This idea comes from the "Guangdong-Hong Kong-Macao Greater Bay Area" strategy. Strategically, the "Guangdong-Hong Kong-Macao Greater Bay Area" strategy is equivalent to the Beijing-Tianjin-Hebei integration strategy and the Belt and Road strategy.

At this time, Zhejiang proposed "Greater Bay Area around Hangzhou Bay", which was recently recognized by Shanghai. 165438+1At the beginning of October, Hangzhou held the "20 17 Hangzhou Bay Forum", which showed Hangzhou's ambition to lead the second bay economic belt in China.

At this point, public opinion began to speculate. Since the strategy of "Guangdong-Hong Kong-Macao Greater Bay Area" means that "Gangsui will become a city around Shenzhen", it is inferred that with the development of "Bay around Hangzhou Bay", Shanghai will also become a city around Hangzhou. Some people say that Shanghai is now the "back garden" of Hangzhou. A friend of mine said that every Friday afternoon, the company will have dozens of employee buses from Hangzhou to Shanghai. Because there are too many employees in Shanghai, "working hard in Hangzhou and living in Shanghai" has become the lifestyle of more and more Shanghainese.

Some people in Hangzhou simply look down on Shanghai. They look around the world and say that Hangzhou will become a big city as famous as Tokyo and new york. It boasts that the potential of "Greater Bay Area around Hangzhou Bay" is far greater than that of "Guangdong-Hong Kong-Macao Greater Bay Area".

They believe that in terms of port resources, the Pearl River Estuary Bay Area has three world-class ports: Hong Kong Port, Shenzhen Port and Guangzhou Port, and Hangzhou Bay has two world-class ports: Shanghai Yangshan Port and Ningbo-Zhoushan Port. Judging from the total container throughput, the two are basically the same. In terms of cargo throughput, the port group in Hangzhou Bay even exceeds the Pearl River Estuary.

Judging from the proportion of local entrepreneurs in the Bay Area, most of the top entrepreneurs in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai are in this range, such as Ma Yun, Guo Guangchang, Ding Lei, Zong and Lu. Entrepreneurs active in Guangdong, Hong Kong and Macao are mostly foreigners, such as Li Ka-shing and Ma in Chaoshan, while Ren, Xu Jiayin, Lei Jun, Dong Mingzhu and Zhang Xiaolong are not Cantonese.

There is no doubt that Hangzhou is the invincible center of the universe.

Those who have seen the water army "kill" and "kill" stars, and those who have seen the stars so treated disappear, are probably quite afraid of the performance of Hangzhou blowers. How high you blow and how badly you fall.

In the development planning of the Yangtze River Delta urban agglomeration, Hangzhou is not tied with Shanghai, but with Hefei. What does this mean?

Finally, I want to say:

Trumpeters in Hangzhou, please spare Hangzhou.

Hangzhou is my home. I wish Hangzhou better and better.