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Sorry, it's really hard to generalize. It's not long, just send it all. . . I went to Chang 'an (2) this summer vacation. After more than a month, I was very confused when I came back. My friend asked me, "What do you think?" I suddenly remembered Chang 'an. I remember seeing many poplars and pomegranate trees and drinking a lot of Yellow River water on the way. But what is there to talk about? So I said, "Nothing." So he died, and I still lived in vain, ashamed of my shameless friends.

After drinking tea today, I read a book with some water on it. I know the beard on my upper lip has grown again. If you look through the Kangxi dictionary, all kinds of beards on the upper lip, lower lip, cheek and chin have special names. However, I am not so carefree and chic. In short, this beard has grown again. I will cut it short as usual to avoid getting wet by the soup. So I found out the mirror and scissors, and cut them at first, in order to make him flush with the upper lip and become a word in official script.

While I was cutting, I suddenly thought of Chang 'an, my own youth, and sent out endless regrets. I don't remember Chang 'an very much. That was really when I visited the Confucius Temple. There is a house with many prints, including Li Erqu (5) and emperors of past dynasties. One of them was Song Taizu or something, but I can't remember. In short, I'm wearing a robe and my beard is stuck up. So a celebrity said firmly: "This is all forged by the Japanese. You see, this beard is a Japanese beard. "

It is true that their beards are so twisted that they may not forge Song Taizu's portrait or anything else. However, if they forge a portrait of Emperor China, but they want to look in the mirror and make their beards in French style, it is really "unexpected" that the means and ideas are bizarre. During the Qianlong period, Huang Yi dug up the stone statue of Liang Temple in Hanwu, and the man's beard was tilted. Today, Buddhist statues from the Northern Wei Dynasty to the Tang Dynasty all have beards and are pasted up. Until the portraits of the Yuan and Ming Dynasties, beards were generally dragged down by the gravity of the earth. How dare the Japanese bother to make so many fake antiques from Han Dynasty to Tang Dynasty and bury them in the ruins of deep mountain canyons in Qilu, Yanjin, Qinlong and Bashu, China?

I thought my beard belonged to the Mongols and was brought by the Mongols, but our clever celebrities regarded it as the quintessence of our country. Because students studying in Japan hate Japan, they fell in love with Dayuan and said, "If it weren't for luck, this island country would have been destroyed by us!" " "Pet-name ruby that dragged his beard as a national quintessence. But why are they descendants of the Yellow Emperor? Why do people from Taiwan Province province beat people from China in Fujian?

I wanted to argue at that time, but I didn't want to argue at once. X Jun, a patriot studying in Germany,-Because I forgot his name, let's change it to X.-Didn't I say that I slandered China because I married a Japanese woman, so I publicized the disadvantages of my country for them? I just listed a few shortcomings of China before, but I still have to change my nationality with my wife, not to mention the Japanese problem now. Fortunately, even if Song Taizu's beard is wronged, there will be no floods and earthquakes. What's the big deal? So I nodded again and again and said, "Hum, hum, that's right." Because I really seem to be much smoother than before.

After I cut off my left pointed beard, I thought that Shaanxi people worked hard to prepare meals and spend money on cars, boats, mules and automatic cars, so please give a speech in Chang 'an. Unexpectedly, although I am a little thing that is never fatal, I refuse to express my opinions directly, and I will only "hum, hum, right". They were just cheated.

I looked at my face in the mirror again, looked at the corner of my mouth on the right, cut off the tip of my beard and scattered it on the ground, thinking of my youth-

That's an old saying, about 16 or 17 years.

I returned home from Japan, with Song Taizu or some kind of upturned beard on my mouth, sitting on the boat and chatting with the boatman.

"Sir, you speak Chinese very well." Later, he said.

"I come from China, and you come from the same town. How can I ... "

"Ha ha ha, your husband can tell jokes."

I remember my helplessness at that time, more than ten times than seeing the exchange of X Jun. I didn't bring my family tree, so I can't prove that I am from China. Even if I bring a family tree with only one name on it and no portrait, it can't prove that this name is me. Even if there are portraits, the Japanese will forge stone carvings from the Han Dynasty to the Tang Dynasty, as well as portraits of Song Taizu or other religious factions. Can't it be wrong to forge a woodcut genealogy?