Homophonic joke 10 word

1 homophonic joke: At a villagers' meeting, because of homophonic, the village chief said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't paste melons, pickles are too expensive."

Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. )

The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii."

Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls.

A commodity salesman went to Guangzhou on business and went to Beijing. Because he wanted to fly there, he was afraid that the manager would not agree to the reimbursement. He sent a telegram to the manager: "If you have the opportunity, take it or not." The manager thought it was an "opportunity" to clinch a deal and immediately called back: "Take it if you can." When the salesman came back from a business trip for reimbursement, the manager didn't fly for reimbursement.

In a busy market, a fish seller shouted, "Fresh fish!" At this time, a bubble gum seller immediately shouted: "bubble gum!" " Fish seller, listen,

Say to the sugar seller, "Hey, why did you say my fish was ruined?" The more they quarreled, the more fierce they became.

Just then, a seller of bean sprouts shouted again: "bean sprouts!" " A security guard came up and asked, "Who else is quarreling with them?"

It happened that an avocado seller shouted, "avocado!" " (with me) "

The bus I drove arrived at the station that day, and the passengers got off in a column. Just as the door was about to close, a lady shouted outside. "I will die in your car! '

I was so nervous that I closed the door immediately, stepped on the gas pedal and thought; "There are so many strange people in this city. ''+

Unexpectedly, the lady called a taxi to chase my bus and finally stopped.

The door opened and the lady shouted again; "Why don't you stop? I will die in your car! ''

I dare not ask her; "Young lady, what are you working hard for? ''

She angrily walked to a seat, then picked up a bunch of keys and said to me; "I will die in your [key] car! ''

A rich man went to an auto shop to buy a car and chose a good model, but he hesitated because of the unlucky license plate number. The boss rushed to meet him and said, "This is good, 00544 (try touching me). No one dares to mess with you if you buy this car number! " The rich man also felt good and bought it, but something happened in two days. The rich man wondered: Who touched the car? He got off the bus and left in dismay. The original license plate number was 44944.

One day, a foreign friend and I went to a restaurant to eat jiaozi. The beautiful waitress came to ask. Friends always miss any opportunity to practice Chinese and rush to say, "How much is it to sleep?" The young lady was embarrassed, so she was angry. I quickly explained that he was asking jiaozi how much money. Miss ..................................................................................................................................................... said cheerfully, "Yes, what program do you want?" "It's yellow ..."