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What grievances did you encounter when you were dating?
1, the middleman, blew me into a rich man.
Expecting me to drive to pick up their parents, they pulled up their faces as soon as they met.
"How did you get here?" "coming!"
"Where's the car?" "。 . 。" I look stupid anyway. )
We agreed to meet the next day.
That day. Afraid of being late. At five o'clock in the morning, I cleaned up and prepared to go out. I still remember the noodles I ate that day, and I have forgotten what noodles I ate. I'm thinking about each other. One second before the appointed time, I nervously sent a short message to the girl. "Is anyone there?" Just, however, five hours of snoring passed. I went to more than n text messages and phone calls halfway, but I was stood up by the other party for a long time. Holding a glimmer of hope, I finally had hypoglycemia and had no choice but to go home.
I thought it was cool, but on the third day, the introducer questioned me. It's my fault for explaining it for a long time.
It's the annual golden blind date season again. Just a few days before and after the Chinese New Year. Business people and part-time workers have gone home.
At the end of the year, thieves in hotels are expensive.
Because of the surprise meeting, I didn't know whether it was successful or not, so I ordered a pot of coffee and a fruit platter. It finally cost me 400 yuan. Drop blood!
Goose, however, after meeting that day, the introducer brought news that it could not be done. I got used to it, too, and didn't ask again. Why? At that time, it was estimated that the introducer was doing me good. When he left, he quietly advised me, "Pick a better place next time we meet. People! Atmospheric point. That's right. "
4. "The matchmaker told me that women like me and have no regrets in this life." At first, what I heard was true.
"The matchmaker told her that I like her, and the seas run dry and the rocks crumble."
Later, after a period of hard work, I felt really uncomfortable, so I told the other party directly what the matchmaker said to me.
That woman called me stupid. Say, "Even you believe this!"
Hehe ~ ~ I spent thousands of dollars before and after, laughing at each other like a fool. I have really seen the world. I thought, if you didn't believe me, why didn't you say so before? You didn't tell me until you ate and drank In retrospect, I am shaking all over)
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The introducer said that the other person is 1.8 meters, 90 years old. Doing business at home, there is a small factory that produces glass products. He is dealing with this matter. He is good-natured and practical. He is busy with business all the year round, which delays talking about his girlfriend. An only child, with young parents and nice people, can buy a house in the city. His home is a neighboring town an hour's drive from downtown, and his hometown also has a two-story self-built building. I am from the countryside, 9 1 year. A person who works in the city, with a low education, is average in height and appearance, because he knows that his conditions are average. So I worked very hard, very hard. After working for half a year, from clerk to manager, the salary rose from 3000 to 6000+.
On the day of meeting, the introducer asked me to go to his house first. This introducer is a neighbor who rents a house. He is usually very enthusiastic, northeastern, hearty and hospitable, and has a good relationship with his aunt who is over 60 years old. When I arrived at her house, I found another aunt. Looked me up and down and said to my neighbor's aunt, well, yes, their family will definitely like it. He said to me, you wait and enjoy it. His family is rich, and this young man is also nice. You don't have to go to work anymore. Aunt's second son-in-law drove us there, along with her eldest son-in-law, eldest daughter and grandson. Neighbor aunt said that at the end of the year, the other party's business was too busy, and she told the other party that we would meet at their place. I told my neighbor's aunt that we wouldn't have to bother others to drive when we met there. We can go by taxi or by car. Aunt said, it's okay, so it won't make the other person feel that there is no one here.
When I got there, the parents of the boy who came out to meet me didn't see him. I'm surprised. Aunt said, let's go and see the factory first. The boy's parents said, ok. I said, no, my aunt said, just look at it first. I said, no, isn't he here? The boy's mother said it was upstairs. Aunt said, how to also don't let down to meet, no matter how busy things should be put down first. The boy's mother said, I'll call him. After a while, she came with the boy. Aunt didn't lie to me at all. She is really one meter eight, and she is also very handsome. Her black clothes are very clean. It's just that he's a different person and a little stupid. He doesn't talk. Let me say hello first. Hello. He just laughed. I said, are you busy? He still smiles. He was afraid or unwilling to look me in the eye, lowered his head and looked at me secretly with squint eyes. I told my neighbor's aunt that I didn't think so. I'm going back. The neighbor's aunt talked to another aunt, who said, I'm here, and I'll leave after dinner. I said, no, I'm going back. She said, why don't you go and see other people's factories again? I said, no, I have something to do and I want to go first. Aunt called her daughter, took me into a room inside, and said, Aunt speaks straight, and their family conditions are good. The factory is hundreds of thousands a year. They don't have to do anything when they get married, and their parents are young, and their children are not stupid, but a little slow. You are a rural girl with such good conditions. Think again. I said, forget it. It won't work. Aunt saw that I was very determined and asked me if you could talk to him for a while, and then I couldn't. I just found out that this seems to be a conspiracy. I don't know what they are busy with, except that I have to leave quickly. I said, no, really no, aunt said, you see, on such a cold day, I dragged my family to accompany you on a blind date, and driving was laborious and expensive. How can you be so ignorant? I said, aunt, I appreciate you, but he may not even know how to use his mobile phone, and I can't talk to him when I go back. Aunt said, then you can't leave after two sentences. Sit down for a while. Out of the room, the boy and mother said that they were busy at home, and there were no snacks and fruits. Let the boy take me to buy some. When we went out, people in the past watched us all the way. I bought a lot of snacks and cakes and went back to give them to my two aunts and told them that I bought them. Thanks for driving me here. I asked, there is a shuttle bus back here, so I'll go back by myself. I have something to do. I have to go first. Aunt was a little caught off guard, so she accused the boy and mother. Why didn't you tell me you didn't know what it took to go out with a girl? I said, he wants to pay, and I dragged him. I want to buy something for the children. Then I took my bag and left. At the door, the boy's mother suddenly came over and took my hand and said, I know it's impossible. I knew it was impossible as soon as you got off the bus. Hello. I'm bored to death with anger. However, when she said this, I only felt pity and relented. I didn't know what to say, so I let her hold hands without saying a word. After a while, I said, I have something to do. I have to go first. He wanted to pay, but I didn't let him. The boy and mother let me go and said, do you know where to take the bus? I said, yes. Then he left.
When I knew that the other person was an abnormal person, I was very wronged. How bad am I? Please introduce me to such a person. . .
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