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There are couplets and jokes about homophonic features

antithetical couplet

In the race between two boats, rowing is not as fast as sailing.

Eight-tone ensemble, the flute is more difficult to clear than Xiao He.

Confucius was born in Zhou Wei.

Light dance began in Hanzhong.

There are large cranes on the sixth and seventh floors of the pagoda.

Chunqiu is recorded on page 12 of Tongshu.

A lot of mud blocked the road;

The second platoon leader smiled back. (Once, Zhong Ni)

Lotus seeds are bitter in heart;

Intra-abdominal acid in pears,

Jia Dao was drunk, but he wasn't faking it.

Liu Ling drinks nothing but zero.

Move a chair and lean on bamboo to play with the moon.

Light a lamp and attack every book in the pavilion.

Lotus root is due to lotus;

Apricots do not need plums.

joke

Rural conference

At a meeting in the village, the village chief said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. The meeting is over now. The host said: "Sausage paste melon for pickles." (Now, the head of the township will speak. The township head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, today's meal.