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Make men miss your routine.

Routine 1 makes men miss you crazy. Sometimes a casual sentence can make men miss you crazy, especially when two people are not together for a long time. When you call, just say you are by my side. At this time, the man misses you. If you say that again, the other person will definitely love you and want to appear in your body immediately, so he will miss you crazily. 2. If you want the man to care about you, you must keep your charm at this time, let all your characteristics attract each other and praise each other appropriately. Your praise will make the other person very happy. Ang will make the other person feel that you care about him and he will love you more. 3. Lick him occasionally. Any man who takes the initiative for a long time will be tired. If a woman is always in a state of high cold, even if a man loves you again, he will feel desperate and may give up at any time. So women should flirt with men once in a while and deliberately say something to him, such as "sleep?" "What are you doing?" "I seem to miss you a little", and then, after a few words, disappeared. At this time, men will miss you very much and miss you like honey. Of course, women should be sure not to be too frequent, otherwise men will think you are frivolous and may not cherish you. After all, the heart is horizontal, and you often flirt with him. Men will think that you may be such a woman, and he is just one of your flirting objects. 4. Pay attention to eye contact. Eye contact is the key to flirting, and it is also an important link to increase his affection for you. Look him in the eye when he talks to you. Even if two people say nothing, don't be afraid to look at each other. If you are too nervous or think it is premature to stare into his eyes, try to look at him once in a while to increase the chances of eye contact. Stare at him for a while, then look away. He will think that you are interested in him, and you can also test whether he has a good impression on you. 5, treat men to give each other a certain amount of free space, be sure to let men feel free, love him well, so as to meet each other's needs, but don't keep pestering each other, keep a certain sense of mystery and attraction, know how to play hard to get, and use some routines to catch a man's heart, so that men will like you more. Remind a man of your routine 2 1. Don't let him walk you to the door. Men in love usually send women home, but at this time, you don't want him to send you to the door and go directly to the designated table, so you add a sense of mystery to yourself, and he will guess why you don't let him send you to the door. At first, you should keep this mystery. After a period of contact, you can interpret it as fear of meeting your parents in advance. 2. Keep your distance. Lovers in love always think that conjoined twins is called love, but keeping a moderate sense of distance helps to add a little mystery and brew mutual love and infatuation. If you want to talk about a long-lasting love, it is best to avoid getting along with each other day and night and give each other more space and respect, but you can also come from behind. 3, do not reduce contact but keep in touch. If you have just met him, even if you have a good impression on him, you must not reply to each other immediately. The better frequency is 1 day 5 times. Even if you have been in contact, you don't have to wait for his information every day. If you reply too frequently, it will not only make the other person feel that you are waiting for him, but also make the topic digress. The essence of contact is to make the other person think, "Why hasn't he answered me?" 4. Don't talk too much about your own affairs. Women basically belong to the role of listeners and don't always talk about themselves. This is also one of the characteristics. For women who always talk about their own affairs, men will feel that "they already know her very well, and they can do without listening to her" and start to get bored. On the contrary, women who don't often discuss their own affairs have a feeling of "wanting to know" about men, and then gradually become interested in this woman. The more you keep silent or just skim, the more you can arouse his curiosity and infinite reverie about you. So don't talk too much about yourself, always just say 70%, which is a good point to keep a sense of mystery. 5. Stay reserved and don't be too casual. Women should still be reserved and keep their duties at all times. Women who are too casual are either played by men or dumped by men. Women should be passive. Women who are too active will not be cherished by men. They just think you're romantic. When two people are together, they should discuss with each other, and one party cannot decide everything. Such feelings will make the other person feel particularly tired. Women are too casual, men may not appreciate them, so why should women flatter themselves? 6, learn to say no to men, women should learn to say "no" to men, can not accommodate men in everything. This will make men feel that women are worthless and that all women's efforts are taken for granted. Women should say "no, share housework together" to men; "No, it's a man's responsibility"; "No, men should buy women buy buy"; No, we will get married and live together. 7. Learn to be yourself. You can't pay too much, and the return is not proportional. Women can't always think that the better they are to men, the more responsible men will be to you. The man who really loves you will always care about all your feelings. If men don't love you, women will stick it backwards, which will only make their dignity smaller and smaller, and the other party will look down on you more and more. A woman who pays blindly and gets no response will only increase her meanness. If a woman is smart, she should learn to keep herself and not tell the whole story. 8. Don't be unreasonable. When two people quarrel, it is easy for a woman to make trouble without reason. Whether the other person is wrong or she is wrong, she will blame the mistake on the man and then keep preaching. In fact, when two people have conflicts, women can calm down appropriately. When you don't want to talk to him, he will talk to you. If he loves you, he won't let you sulk alone, but will take the initiative to coax you. 9. Don't be jealous. Men have their own space. When he has a pleasant conversation with a woman, you must not be jealous, and then hold on to it, which will make men hate you more and more. You should give each other private space and learn to trust him, so that your relationship will be better and men will love you more. 10, don't be unreasonable. When two people quarrel, it is easy for a woman to make trouble without reason. No matter whether the other person is wrong or she is wrong, she will blame the man for the mistake and then keep preaching. In fact, when two people have conflicts, women can calm down appropriately. When you don't want to talk to him, he will talk to you. If he loves you, he won't let you sulk alone, but will take the initiative to coax you. Let men think of your routine. What to say makes men think of your love story crazily. 1, don't pursue appearance, it's easy to deceive people; Don't pursue practicality, it's easy to lose, but pursue a Rolex with diamonds, at least now you can smile! 2, shy love has been expressed, and I am shy in my heart. I really like you, not at all. I look forward to meeting you and having a heart-to-heart talk. Acacia will turn into a positive result, and this life is a family. Nothing is more convincing than time, because time can change everything without telling us. 4. Honey, I just miss you. Hold me tight, okay? The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved. 6. If there is a distance of 1000 steps between us, as long as you finish 1 step, I will finish the remaining 999 steps in your direction. 7. Missing is the pain of breathing. I don't have to ask your news and your mark deliberately, just raise my head gently and let the moonlight shine gently on my face. 8. Distance draws a line of missing in the long river of years, caring about both ends of your heart and mine. The moment we meet, life will always bloom the most beautiful scenery. 9. Life is sweet, like lemon juice in the morning, like sunshine in winter, like an ocean in a dream, like meeting you for the first time. 10, do you know someone who has been thinking about you and caring about you? Your smiling eyes, like starlight, adorn my heart curtain and shine every night. 1 1, the light is red and the wine is green! The city is gloomy, but you are brilliant! I am ordinary, and being with you is what I have been looking forward to! It's short, I often miss you! 12, people always have to learn to grow up by themselves, along with the lonely growth of the journey. 13, I only take a ride in your life. Two cities, continue a person's journey, but never leave your gaze. When I miss you, I will silently read the warm words and romantic expressions from the mountains and rivers. I will listen to your gentle voice quietly, just like the wind chimes that gently shake the blessings in the spring breeze. Let the warmth of mutual pity accompany us forward. 14, some things, everyone knows that they are wrong, but they have to stick to it because they are unwilling; Some people, knowing true love clearly, have to give up because there is no result; Sometimes, everyone knows that there is no road, but they are still moving forward because of habit. 15, because it is you, I am willing to wait as long as possible. 16, love is like a fire, it burns me, love is like a glass of wine, it fascinates me, you are like an angel, you attract me, your beauty makes love burn more vigorously, your smile makes love drunk deeper, and falling in love with you is a wonderful happiness. 17, the world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will. 18, I want to tell you that no matter what happens, I will always wait for you in the same place. You are the only one in my life. 19, I asked Guiyan from afar, have you heard from me? Ask if running water brings you love words; Running water is silent, Yaner is speechless; At sunset and dusk, I pruned bamboo alone. 20, time gives us the best gift is to meet! Because meet, so more beautiful! 2 1, we told jokes at that time, but it's a pity that we are all old, otherwise we must sit down in this gap and talk about love stories for a long time.