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What were Hitler's parents like?
Hitler always lived under their influence, especially his father alois Hitler, who was a "devil" father. Even after Hitler became the head of the empire, he once said to his confidant, "It will take a long time to forget those terrible past events."
Alois has two labels.
One is lascivious.
The first one naturally needs no further explanation. There are three formal marriages alone, not counting the lovers outside. The so-called "sex as fire" is also very clear. Alois had a bad temper, and his favorite way of education was to give him a good beating, which seemed to be the only impression he left on Hitler.
Alois * * * married three wives. The third wife was Hitler's biological mother. In fact, she is also alois's niece (another niece), 23 years younger than him, which is passed down as a joke locally.
Second, sex is like fire.
Hitler's half-brother chose to leave home because of his father's abuse. After the eldest brother left, the most unfortunate thing was naturally little Hitler, who became the new target of his father's beating and cursing. Especially after alois lost his job, his family got into trouble, and the daily beating and cursing was even worse. I often vent my anger on the children outside.
Hitler also wanted to run away from home like his brother, but it may be because alois stepped up surveillance, or Hitler was too young. In short, his childhood never escaped his father's "clutches".
Little Hitler was locked at home by his father alois after several failed runs away from home. Late one night, Hitler tried to escape through the bars of the window. In order to move conveniently, he took off all his clothes, leaving only his naked body.
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