Humorous remarks about giving a dog a bath

1. There is a puppy with gray eyes, small pointed ears, and its four legs running very fast. This is my puppy Wangwang. I remember one time when I was eating biscuits, Wangwang ran towards me, rubbed my hand, and made a "hmm" sound, as if to say: Little master, give me some, okay? I'm very hungry. It's so fun to be like a spoiled child. But after playing with it for only a few days, Wang Wang was killed. Do you want to know who killed the puppy? That's my mother. In fact, the mother was also kind-hearted. She wanted to add some nutrition to Wang Wang and gave him milk to drink, but the milk expired, so Wang Wang drank it bad. In the days after Wangwang left me, I kept thinking about the scenes of playing with him.

2. Follow other people’s paths and leave others desperate.

3. A single boy is called a single dog. Is there any way to describe a single girl? A single young man replied: Goubuli.

4. Stop being single all the time. Based on your age, you should be a single turtle, based on your body shape, you should be a single pig, and based on your IQ, you should be a single silly roe deer.

5. Dogs are actually very vigilant animals and will eat very well only when it is safe. If your dog eats well, it either feels safe, trusts you, or is imitating you.

6. I’m not afraid of spending Valentine’s Day alone, I’m afraid of spending it with someone else with the person I like.

7. Everyone says that I am single. Haha, it’s really funny. Aren’t we all the same? Are you twin?

8. If you want to look cool, humans will have to use asexual reproduction. If you twist your hips while walking down the aisle, holding two glass balls in your hand, you can pick up cigarette butts all over the ground, and the big-bellied woman will see you. You will have difficulty giving birth.

9. Can the person who has a crush on me confess his love? You are so anxious that I am also anxious to wait.

10. The one with yellow spots is called "Cola", and the poodle is called "Sangsang". "Coke" is only two months old and has already learned to be naughty. He desperately grabbed my pants and seemed to want to climb up. My uncle said that it likes to be clingy to people, and if you don’t hold it, it will keep pestering people. So I picked it up gently. Suddenly, "Sang Sang" ran in and saw me holding "Coke", his eyes widened, as if he wanted to compete with it for favor. Fortunately, it wasn't alone for too long. After a while, my cousin was teasing it with a sausage. It was really hilarious.

11. Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfying.

12. The puppy has a wide mouth with a row of white and sharp teeth. It can bite a big mouse to death in one bite!

13 . Showing affection is not that easy, single dogs also have their own tempers.

14. Love is not a grand vow, but a plain companionship.

15. Do you like raising dogs? Like it! I have a dog at home, and my parents dislike it, so I want to give it to you to raise. OK? Well, what dog? I'm a single dog.