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Don't chat with taxi drivers.

Hi, long time no see! I haven't seen you for a long time.

Because of my recent trip, I finally packed everything, big and small, and wanted to write down what I wanted to write during my trip.

Let me tell you a clip.

When B&B people want to go to the ancient Great Wall, it is difficult to take a taxi along the coast of the city. Several people wanted to drag their luggage, so they called a Didi taxi to take us to the ancient Great Wall.

Put the suitcase in the gap in the trunk and the driver began to talk to us. When you come to this city, you must go to scenic spot A first, and then go to place B for dinner. The C scenic spot you want to go to is not interesting at all.

At that time, on the side of the road, the car behind me kept honking, and my classmate barely said, listen to you.

The driver chatted with us all the way. There are many scenic spots in A, including mountains, water and ancient buildings. How many cars are waiting in line here, etc. He also told us that the luggage could be left in his car for free, and he would wait for us outside the scenic spot and then take us to the railway station.

Later, Panshan Road, the county street, was surrounded by orchards. Originally 10 yuan could have taken us to the scenic spot C we wanted to go to, and the toll went around 100 yuan to get to the mountains.

Needless to say, this is a scenic spot built for tourists. The driver should say that the Great Wall on Water was built in Ming Dynasty.

Black cars are parked at the door. As soon as I got off the bus, I was surrounded by a group of aunts carrying baskets to sell your fruit.

One-star scenic spot rarely seen by Ctrip, with 80 tickets.

Later, once, I won't say the details. As soon as the driver got on the bus, he told us that he would take a cable car to visit the city and take us to a place. He told us that one of the two girls would buy a ticket here and the other would wait in the car. After buying the ticket, I will take you to the entrance of the cable car.

As soon as the bus stopped, an aunt who bought a ticket came over. The driver rolled down the window and said, "Take the cable car." Auntie naturally came up and asked us whether we paid by WeChat or Alipay. A series of measures are so coincidental.

When you come up to collect money, even when you don't have to introduce yourself, you should think too simple about the young people now.

This is not about a city or a person.

A few years ago, Didi driver had a scandal, and then someone spoke for Didi driver. Of course, I won't agree to impose malicious stereotypes on taxi drivers.

Sadly, we have entered the era of induced consumption.

In 2020, the economy is really depressed, and everyone has no income for half a year. Everyone has to earn a little money by "commission".

Tour guide, salesperson, friend of WeChat business.

Especially when I went home as a sleeper in other provinces, the train took more than six hours, and the flight attendants sold me ebony, prunes, reading glasses, charging cables and children's toy trains. ...

I always knew that there would be trolleys selling specialty products on the train. This time, I actually experienced a flight attendant's "talking" in every carriage, talking about the nutritional value from the place of origin and giving every passenger a taste.

As soon as the conductor gets on the bus, he will publicize the conductor's WeChat. If you often take this train, you can contact the conductor in advance to reserve a seat.

In this era of induced consumption, talking to any stranger will feel that he is trying to frame me.

As for taxis, when we travel alone in other places, taxis become a channel for us to understand the city.

From a local point of view, he will fully trust the places he recommends, which is unfortunately caught by some black-hearted businesses.

But who is responsible for this?

There is no income for half a year, and it is normal for everyone to think about earning some extra money.

It's not easy to see the world as a young man except for 30 from "Twenty Don't Confuse".

I don't know how many times the conductor has to go through it to make the promotion activities that disturb everyone's rest so calm.

When the taxi driver told you that he was "one step away", I don't know if he had figured out how to explain that he couldn't leave yet.

When everything is done so skillfully, the more sad and boring it is.

But disturb or disturb, cheat or cheat.

The panic in the world is only for a few pieces of silver, but these two pieces of silver can solve all kinds of panic in the world.

Finally, I hope that you who are reading this article can be treated gently by the world.

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Autumn wind is wrong, literary rationality, love thinking and nagging, want to take life seriously and take the world seriously.

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