Dress etiquette jokes.

I overheard the name Happy Valley. It is said that this person not only has the funny style of Zhou Xingxing's classmates, but also has unparalleled literary accomplishment and comprehensive strength. He has fascinated a large number of MM, and he is worthy of being the first master of online girls! Later, when I searched for the word hilarious valley, I found many classic quotations from him about picking up girls. After I memorized these quotations, I felt like a duck to water in the chat room, and countless MM threw themselves at me. The following is a classic chat record of his picking up girls, which stupid friends can learn. There is a master who can challenge him. Send up your classic quotations of picking up girls and let everyone see which one is the master of picking up girls.

Smurfs: What kind of person are you?

Funny Valley: Well, all the languages in the world are hard to evaluate.

Smurfs: How boring?

Funny Valley: Only by physical contact can I feel my goodness.

Smurfs: Gross!

Funny Valley: Actually, I'm really good. I am a person who likes sports.

Smurfs: Really?

Funny Valley: I like all sports.

Smurfs: OK, I appreciate it.

Funny Valley: I especially like bed sports.

Smurfs: * *!

Funny Valley: I'm talking about practicing yoga in bed. What are you thinking about?

Smurfs: Bah!

Funny Valley: I like all the balls, too.

Smurfs: What ball?

Funny Valley: Especially two balls on a woman!

Smurfs:! ! and

Funny Valley: I'm talking about women's eyeballs. What beautiful eyes!

Smurfs: Oh!

Funny Valley: Never mind, I know you are a beautiful woman, so I like you very much, especially the two balls on you …

Smurfs: Bah! !

Funny Valley: I'm telling the truth.

Smurfs: I find that I'm beginning to have a strange feeling for you that I can't say. ...

Funny Valley: Yes! I always thought I was romantic with you, but I didn't seem to be. Whoops.

Smurfs: Of course not romantic, wishful thinking!

Funny Valley: Ah! Didn't you say you had feelings?

Smurfs: Yes, there is a feeling, a feeling of vomiting! !

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Smurfs: How boring!

Funny Valley: Yes, I'm bored, too.

Smurfs: Lost interest in everything.

Funny Valley: Life has lost its color.

Smurfs: Yes, it's blank.

Funny Valley: It's a little yellow occasionally, hehe.

Smurfs: Hit you on the head!

Funny Valley: If it is broken, it will be a little red ~ ~

Smurfs: I broke up with my boyfriend!

Funny Valley: Congratulations.

Smurfs: No, I know you want to congratulate me on my liberation.

Funny Valley: Wrong! Congratulations on your boyfriend finally getting rid of you!

Smurfs: You! ! !

Funny Valley: It's actually good to be apart.

Smurfs: Really?

Funny Valley: A woman's appearance belongs to others, her knowledge belongs to others and her body belongs to others. Only happiness belongs to her.

Smurfs: Interesting.

Funny Valley: Men are even worse.

Smurfs: What's the matter?

Funny Valley: A man's wallet belongs to his wife, his wisdom belongs to his wife, and his body belongs to his wife.

Smurfs: Happiness is your own?

Funny Valley: Where can a man be happy when he has a wife? !

Smurfs: Poor guy, that man must have something that doesn't belong to his wife.

Funny Valley: Yes, when I am with my wife, my heart belongs to another MM.

Smurfs: Really?

Interesting Valley: What does it look like when I think of another MMSC? ...

Smurfs: Huh? !

Funny Valley: I mean the way other MMSC people do somersaults!

Smurfs: Oh!

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Snow on the edge of the cloud: Are you there? Why didn't I see you online?

Funny Valley: My heart is beating all the time, and I am everywhere.

Snow on the edge of clouds: it turned out to be a "hidden gentleman"

Funny Valley: Hiding the name to avoid disaster, hiding the name to avoid disaster.

Snow on the edge of clouds: I wonder "small hidden in the wild, big hidden in the city"?

Funny Valley: It's hard to hide names and secrets when people know their faces but don't know their hearts.

Yunbianxue: Wow, it's so hard to understand. Do you study philosophy?

Funny Valley: Those who study literature are fools, while those who study philosophy are lunatics.

Snow on the cloud: Great. Do you often pick up girls online like this?

Funny Valley: Sweating and bleeding without tears, making tea and making bars without picking up girls.

Snow on the edge of clouds: it is cold, but people can't live without feelings!

Funny valley: steaming steamed bread in sauna does not dispute fame and fortune, and playing guitar and cotton does not talk about feelings.

Snow at the edge of the cloud: I'm starting to sweat. You are a good man!

Funny Valley: I don't play with love at all, and I don't trust men at all.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Well, words of wisdom, have you ever been hurt by feelings?

Funny Valley: How deep you love, how deep you hate.

Yunbianxue: Why do you feel so vicissitudes?

Funny Valley: Women have experienced vicissitudes because of maturity, while men have matured because of vicissitudes.

Snow at the edge of the cloud: it's a bit difficult to understand, but it makes sense.

Funny Valley: Men are good at rhetoric, and women like to spend time together.

Yunbianxue: You are a monster!

Funny Valley: Everyone is a monster, and every sentence is truth.

Yunbianxue: God, living with you will be exhausting. Surely no one will marry you.

Funny Valley: Stupid men want to get married and stupid women want to lose weight.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: I'm going to cry!

Xiaogu: Love and hate are lonely air, and crying and laughing express the same meaning.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: How can crying and laughing be the same? Go to hell!

Xiaogu: Bitterness and happiness are all wealth, and life and death should be gorgeous.

Yunbianxue: It's really tiring to talk to you, but you don't understand women's hearts.

Funny Valley: Women want men to show off their hearts and men want women to show off their bodies.

Snow on the cloud: Well, that makes sense. Do you have a girlfriend?

Funny Valley: A yellow-faced woman is easy to find, but a confidante is hard to find.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Will I be happy if I marry you?

Funny Valley: Men's pain begins with marriage, while women's pain begins with knowing men.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: God, I still don't want to be near you. ...

Funny Valley: The most accessible thing is the body, and the most difficult thing is the mind.

Snow on the Cloud: What kind of girl do you like?

Funny Valley: Women like more mature men, the better. The simpler the girls men like, the better.

Snow on the Cloud: No, how did I hear that men are also interested in impure women?

Funny Valley: A good man should be brave in bed, and a good woman should be dissolute in bed.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Haha * *' s tail is exposed!

Funny Valley: Men are called * *, but men are not called color blindness.

Snow on the edge of the cloud: Your speech is very funny.

Funny Valley: The world is so complicated and helpless, I just want a moment of peace.

Snow on the Cloud: Can we talk about it next time?

Xiao Gu: Being a man's incompetence will make women full of hope for the future, while being a woman's failure will make men miss the past.

Yunbianxue: Haha, you mean we should meet now?

Funny Valley: Actions are not as good as actions, and words are better.

Yunbianxue: Well, I've decided to meet you!

Funny Valley: What makes people happy is fate, and all shall be well, jack shall have Jill!

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Smurfs: Why are you always invisible?

Funny Valley: Afraid of being harassed by beautiful women.

Smurfs: Come on, who do you think you are?

Funny Valley: I am excellent, an excellent man, and I don't need gorgeous appearance, profound knowledge and heavy purse. As long as his thoughts are rich enough, it is enough to learn to hide his sharpness in the vast network …

Smurfs: Wow, tall man!

Funny Valley: Yes, I'm not short, 1.85 meters.

Smurfs: Are you really a good person?

Funny Valley: Of course, I have been excellent since I was a child. From primary school to junior high school, I have always held an important position in my class.

Smurfs: Monitor?

Funny Valley: Head of Health Team.

Smurfs: It's really important ~ ~

Funny Valley: I believe you are also an excellent person.

Smurfs: Well, think about it, I have won many honors since I was a child.

Funny Valley: Tell me about it.

Smurfs: I won the third place in the story-telling competition in primary school.

Funny Valley: There are three of us!

Smurfs: I won the first place in the middle school long-distance running exam.

Funny Valley: Let's count down.

Smurfs: All my articles are displayed in the school public column.

Funny Valley: Check the writing.

Smurfs: I also participated in school plays in college. From beginning to end, I showed up ...

Funny Valley: Playing with stones ...

Smurfs: Now people still call me a talented woman.

Funny Valley: Well, you are a tailor, right? Cut women!

Smurfs: 555, you got it all right!

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Ice Rose: Is there any purpose for men to chat with women?

Funny Valley: Yes, all men have only one purpose, which is to talk about women.

Ice Rose: Ah!

Funny Valley: Of course, I am different from other men.

Ice Rose: What's your purpose?

Funny Valley: Let a woman call me SC! !

Ice Rose: You are really something. How much did you succeed?

Funny Valley: Count it, well, there are about a hundred!

Ice Rose: Ah, so many. No How come?

Funny Valley: I often chat late into the night, and then I say to female netizens, you are really good at chatting, awesome, I can't do it, I'm already sleepy today, I'm going to sleep in SC! Then, I went to bed ...