Joke happy event.

Happy event, a complete collection of jokes

The citizens told the mayor that the excavator digging the road burst their water pipe and leaked a lot of water. . The mayor asked the water company, don't worry, it won't leak at all. It's all on your bill. . . Jokes always have a kind of magic that makes people happy. More wonderful jokes are in the joke column. Welcome to enjoy!

A happy moment (1) 1, Uncle, your hair is so handsome! ? The neighbor's ten-year-old girl said.

? Good boy! Here, take this! ? I handed her a bottle of nutrition express.

? Uncle, if you give this to me, my brother will rob me. ?

? Uncle, can I get you another bottle?

? Uncle, I have two younger brothers! ?

? Go away! ?

It was so hot that I shaved my head. On the way back, passers-by cast strange eyes.

A little regret, comfort yourself: just feel comfortable, there is no need to care too much about other people's opinions!

While I was waiting for the elevator downstairs, a kid came in from the outside, looked up at me, suddenly took a step back, then turned around and ran and shouted: Logger Vick ran out of the TV. . . ?

I got a small one to save money today. She told me solemnly, brother, don't put the money in the bank, they will mix it for you, and there will be nothing left in the end.

My lucky money mother helped me deposit it in the bank, that's all!

Me. . .

My three-year-old daughter watched TV with her today. The little girl in the advertisement said: I know the taste of the sea. . .

The girl suddenly said loudly, you know nothing. . .

Dad sent the guests away and said politely:? You walk slowly. ?

The son said innocently:? Why did dad say go slowly when he sent someone away, and why did mom say go when she sent someone away?

Dad! @#! @#$%@#

A happy moment (2) 1, son:? Dad, do you want wind or rain?

Dad:? Want the wind. ?

Then the son blew his hair wildly in front of his father. . .

Dad said it would rain again.

Then Xiong Haizi spat in his face. . .

Children spend a lot of money. I said, Son, for every penny you spend now, you will have to pay more for your house loan in the future. Now you spend your own money. All the money saved by mom and dad in the future is your own! ?

Son:? Dad, I spend my own money. What do you care? . . ?

My cousin's daughter is obsessed with watching cartoons. Cousin told her to sell the TV in a few days and let her study hard!

The Xiao Pi girl disagreed and said, I can watch cartoons when I grow up and let my husband buy them! ! !

The couple had an argument because of their different views on the house, and finally decided to ask their son: How about renting a (pig) room? How about buying a (dog) house?

My son thought about it and said, I think the zoo is the best?

A happy moment (3) 1. The daughter saw a bunch of ants crawling around the house and asked her mother, what are they doing?

Mom:? They are looking for food. ?

Daughter:? How lazy! Why don't they cook for themselves?

My daughter gave her favorite little boy a lot of snacks. I pretend to be jealous: save some for me! At least I was your lover in my last life. . .

She looked at me and sighed: It was a lifetime ago, what else to mention? . .

3. Knock melon seeds at home with my little niece. The little niece said, it's so boring, or we'll see who peels melon seeds quickly.

? I'm afraid of you, you little brat! ?

Peeling and peeling, while I was not looking, my little niece grabbed the melon seeds and poured them into my mouth before me. . .

4. My daughter is almost 4 years old. Today, my wife took the children to the public bathhouse to take a bath. When the children were playing with their mobile phones, they actually took many photos of glistening. . .

This girl really didn't hurt for nothing. It's really dad's sweet little cotton-padded jacket!

I live in the country. It is very hot at night. My father is smoking in the yard. Seeing his son's leg bitten by mosquitoes, he said, you see, smoking is still good. No mosquitoes bite me. ?

The son next to him said:? Mosquitoes know that smoking is harmful to health, but you don't! ?

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