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Guan Gong's upper body

This story is a true story told by my grandfather. That was before liberation. At that time, I often acted in the countryside, such as Peking Opera and Henan Opera. Qiang Mao is very popular in our hometown, but it is difficult to be elegant. This happened in a village in front of us, as if it were a scene when we were rushing to a temple fair. The part where Guan Gong went to the meeting alone. There is a bigger Guandi Temple in front, which is dedicated to Guan Yu and Master Guan. Every year, some Guan Gong dramas are staged at temple fairs. There is a big sword enshrined outside. It is said that it is not 72 kg, and there are more than 300 kg of cast iron Qinglong crescent moon blade, which is more than 3 meters high. In fact, the actors who mix Guan Yu are also famous local actors, and they have some martial arts. However, the 300 kg broadsword is difficult to carry. Someone joked with him that it would be fun when he came on stage to get Master Guan's real knife and gun. He casually said, I'll use it at the one-on-one meeting tomorrow. A joke, but it was said in front of Guandi Temple. When I was ready to go on stage the next day, I looked for rouge everywhere. Looking and looking, I can't find it. Finally, there was cinnabar in Guandi Temple, so the makeup artist said to use cinnabar, because cinnabar has always been banned. Why? It is said that it was used by the emperor, and cinnabar was also used when the prisoner beheaded. More useful is that Taoist paintings also use this. But it is rarely used for makeup. I'm in a hurry to come down here, and I'm going straight to Zhusha!

But at the beginning, there was a great cheer as soon as I came on stage! This is really good, almost like Guan Gong in a temple! It's really great to dress up. But not long after playing, I took Zhou Cang's broadsword and was supposed to jump for a while. I didn't expect this Guan Gong to change his style of play. Why did you give me a fake knife for the performance? Also stunned the actor. The people below don't know what's going on! When he saw Guan Gong, he fell to the ground and came to the broadsword. More than 300 kilograms of broadsword has been lifted! Here's a toast. Everyone in the troupe was shocked, such a heavy broadsword! He didn't have such great strength before! What's going on here? Look at Mr. Guan's broadsword and start dancing. Really like the storyteller said! I didn't intend to stop all the time ... after a long time, I found something wrong. The actor has no strength to say anything, and he is not tired after dancing for a long time! He didn't answer the call, and he became more and more afraid from the stage to the stage. Later, everyone knelt down and said, Master Guan, we saw you playing with a big knife. Please stop! Repeated entreaties ... the originally lively temple fair quieted down. Come and kneel. Then Guan Gong took the knife back, and the actor fell down, sobbing all over ... It is said that he didn't get up until several months later. The Guandi Temple was later demolished, and the big sword was melted into the steelmaking furnace during the steelmaking period. However, this matter was really passed on to us later.