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Guan Gong's upper body
But at the beginning, there was a great cheer as soon as I came on stage! This is really good, almost like Guan Gong in a temple! It's really great to dress up. But not long after playing, I took Zhou Cang's broadsword and was supposed to jump for a while. I didn't expect this Guan Gong to change his style of play. Why did you give me a fake knife for the performance? Also stunned the actor. The people below don't know what's going on! When he saw Guan Gong, he fell to the ground and came to the broadsword. More than 300 kilograms of broadsword has been lifted! Here's a toast. Everyone in the troupe was shocked, such a heavy broadsword! He didn't have such great strength before! What's going on here? Look at Mr. Guan's broadsword and start dancing. Really like the storyteller said! I didn't intend to stop all the time ... after a long time, I found something wrong. The actor has no strength to say anything, and he is not tired after dancing for a long time! He didn't answer the call, and he became more and more afraid from the stage to the stage. Later, everyone knelt down and said, Master Guan, we saw you playing with a big knife. Please stop! Repeated entreaties ... the originally lively temple fair quieted down. Come and kneel. Then Guan Gong took the knife back, and the actor fell down, sobbing all over ... It is said that he didn't get up until several months later. The Guandi Temple was later demolished, and the big sword was melted into the steelmaking furnace during the steelmaking period. However, this matter was really passed on to us later.
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