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Brazil is the largest country in South America, and considers itself the leader in South America. However, Argentina believes that Brazil is not the strongest country in South America because of its impure origin and large foreign population. Of course, Brazil and Argentina are not alone in this respect. There is a famous international joke. If your Argentine friend is unhappy, tell him some bad things about Brazil.

In fact, Argentina just doesn't like Brazil becoming stronger step by step. To tell the truth, Argentina just doesn't like itself. Because Brazil gradually changed from a weak country to a strong country, but Argentina itself could not catch up with Brazil, Argentina later had to compete with Brazil in all aspects, culture, football and so on.

If you talk to Argentina about the size of the national territory, Argentina will work with you to calculate the actual usable land area of the two countries. Knowing that Brazil has more than 800 square kilometers of land and a population of 200 million, the curve saves the country. Talk about Brazil's uninhabitable climate plain. This may be Argentina's last stubbornness. Although this is self-deception and self-deception, Argentina should not be underestimated.

Because apart from Brazil, Argentina is the most powerful country in South America, and the strong must compete with each other. Moreover, the two countries have similar historical experiences, and there is no reason for either side to win openly. Therefore, in the World Cup, the confrontation between Brazil and Argentina will often be left to the end, because the two are not only a sports contest, but also a competition between countries. You can't lose every game. Losing is a disgrace to the country.