What does the calligrapher's plaque say?

Calligrapher Liu's "Fuck" plaque is actually a joke, but it is actually a "Spring Pool Rhyme", but the expression is different, so people who don't understand it naturally can't understand it. There are too many similar jokes on the Internet. Give a few similar jokes.

The name of Shandong Museum is not regular script, and many people don't know it, so there have been similar jokes. A couple are playing near the Shandong Museum. When they passed the Shandong Museum, the young man stared at the name of the Shandong Museum because of his low level of education. He thought for a long time and felt very strange. He casually said: "The heart is in the third!" . After seeing the sign of Shandong Museum in the eyes of the young man, the little girl should track: "You are wrong, it clearly says' Shandong Ernai House'! This may be the place where corrupt officials' mistresses are held. " This joke was once widely circulated in Weibo, and it also made the Shandong Museum a hit.

Another example is that one day in midsummer, a master sweated profusely and showed off his calligraphy, which attracted many audiences. The master originally wanted to write some inspirational words, but more people thought of coming, and the weather was hot, so he was so interested in reading what he wrote. He must be a calligraphy lover, so he thought of showing off on purpose. After careful consideration, the master finally decided to show his own "big seal", but he was embarrassed to write anything. He thinks that the words written by calligraphy lovers are too "tacky" to make people laugh, but he doesn't write auspicious words for fear that everyone will not be disappointed.

After countless times of consideration, the master finally started to write. The onlookers were worried when they saw the master's delay in writing, but they could not urge the master to write quickly, so they had to wait patiently. When the master finally wrote it, everyone claimed it was a "good word". As the master wrote word by word, the onlookers were a little confused. Most people don't know Da Zhuan, and a few who know it are embarrassed to read it directly. When the master finished writing, the onlookers stopped talking. At this time, an impatient bystander leaned down and blurted out, "catch the toad pee." The master was excited, and the hand holding the pen began to tremble. His face was livid, and he murmured slowly, "The future is bright, carry forward the past and forge ahead."