Double joke performance

Dear audience friends, good evening! (Bowing)

Good evening, dear friends.

What did you say?/Sorry?

I can speak English!

A: English? English mouse? Boy, I came to No.1 Middle School for half a semester and became a foreign devil.

B: This is not a foreign devil. This is the world's Mandarin-English. You got it?

Oh, world Mandarin. I will also say. The world doesn't understand. Let me tell you something.

B: Tell me about it!

A: ...

What is this?

A: Ha, I just don't understand. This is what you said: the world doesn't understand words. Said something that no one could understand.

B: Well, at what age are you still so backward? I speak authentic English, and now it has become a common language in the world, so it is called world Mandarin. It is as popular in China as Mandarin.

Really? If you say so, I'll watch it.

Do you want to learn English?

A: Nonsense. Don't learn, isn't it like you said, are you behind?

b； Yes, you are so smart!

Can you teach me?

b； All right!

A: Thank you very much. So, for example, how do you say hello in English when you meet?

B: It's very simple. Bo: Hello ... ...

Oh, the second floor! It's really simple. Meet me and invite me to dinner on the second floor!

B: Not the second floor! It's hello.

Oh, not the second floor, but the downstairs? Let me go downstairs and not let me eat? good ...

You really are. Are you hungry? What do you always eat? Second floor, downstairs. It's filthy! It seems that you are really unfit to learn English. I won't teach you,

A: Hey! Don't be angry, just teach me again.

B: All right! Who told me I was a good man?

So, what's your name and how do you say it?

My name is Weidong.

No, I asked you, what's your English name?

Oh, listen, what's your name?

A: (Zhuang Hua) I heard that its name was repeated. Oh, English is great!

B: What's the matter?

A: We are Zhuang people! Listen, English is just like our words. It teaches us that people fart, so don't follow them It stinks, right?

B: How can this be a strong word? Still associated with fart. It's a mess

A: (giggle) Hehe.

I can tell you, do you still want to learn English?

A: (urgent) I want to learn, I want to learn. Just like our sophistry.

B: Right, right, right.

A: Swallow! Swallow it! How unfortunate it is!

What did you say?/Sorry?

Answer: Swallow it, swallow it, and don't say anything!

B: ok, no, English is not good.

A: Oh, no, English is this, brain!

B: Not the head, no.

A: Just the brain.

B: That's right.

How to say "classroom" in English?

B: A cell is a cell.

Rem is in Gerry, Rem is in Gerry, is your classroom above the wooden building?

B: No!

A: Then your classroom is noisy enough!

B: Why?

A: rem in Grage and rem in Grage are not students singing in the classroom and jumping on the floor (rem in Grage and rem in Grage).

B: Wow! You have a rich imagination.

A: Really! It's faster to remember English words like this!

Good for you!

Through such teaching, I quickly learned English.

B: OK? Then tell me the English I taught you just now.

A: Well, listen-(I can't say it)

B: Come on!

What's your hurry? I'm just ready. (I can't say any more)

Do you see it? I can't say it! I said that you are not easy to learn, how can you speak English well?

Who says I can't learn English well? Listen, say the second floor when we meet, and then call me. What's your name? If the name kills me. Then you will swallow it, because it says "Grage rem, Grage rem".

B: What a mess.

A: Anything else? Learned it from TV: Right, right. No, not. Fuck the dog, come back, today is today, tomorrow is Tomo. It will always be soft in the future.

B: What, what? Say it again.

A: (Repeat) Yes, it is throat death. No, the brain. Fuck the dog, come back, today is today, tomorrow is Tomo. Will always be soft in the future!

Ha, you can speak English. Today is today, not dad, tomorrow is tomorrow. Not all of them, you know?

A: Isn't it the same?

B: (Seriously) I'm telling you, China Zhuang, if you want to learn English, don't continue to learn English, or you won't learn English well, which will bring shame to China.

Really? Is it that serious?

Yes, we China people must learn standard, fluent and pure English if we want to go global and improve China's own good image. We can't learn English in our dialect, you know?

I see. What should I say to be the standard?

Oh, please use Li Yang's crazy English method. Li Yang Grazy English will tell you how to break through the barriers of speaking and pronunciation. If you persevere, your English will certainly be greatly improved.

Really? Ok, ok, I will try my best to learn English well and speak English well.

Oh, very good!

Oh, that's cool!

B: Learning English can also be improved by singing English songs.

A: Oh? You sing it for me!

B: Hello! How are you?

Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

How are you? Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

Hello! Hello! How are you? I'm fine.

I'm fine. Thank you very much.

I'm fine. I'm fine. thank you

Thank you very much.

A: OK, OK, OK!

B: Yes, learning English can be strengthened by tongue twisters!

A: Oh? Then come and give it to me!

B: Listen! Three two one zero, let's go, let's go, one two.

Three, four, please close the door five, six

Seven or eight o'clock sharp. Don't be late at nine ten nine ten.

Take a ruler and a pen.

A: It's amazing. I can't even learn digital tongue twisters well. It seems that I have to study hard.

Don't worry, I will help you!

A: Thank you very much.

B: You're welcome. Wow! You see, you will learn it soon! Good for you!

A: That's right! Who do you think I am?

B: So, it's easy to really study English hard! Learning English is easy.

A: Really!

Let's sing another song about learning English together, shall we?

A: OK! Come along!

(English songs)

A: Great! You did a good job.

Let's all learn English well. Let's go to Beijing to be an interpreter for foreigners in the 2008 Olympic Games. Let's go!

Where are you going?

Li Yang Crazy English. Crazy English training class, let's go!

A: Ah! Eat dog meat hotpot!

B: Huh?

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