I'm afraid the grandchildren behind me will laugh at me.

1. If your heart is not like the sea, how can you have a career like the sea?

2. Make a cup of Sanlu and give XX a drink.

Time equals money, so I lose money every day. These days, time is expensive and wages are too little.

There were always 30 bad days last month.

5, the old pig knows that you are a demon as soon as you open your eyes!

6. I am unique. No matter how many shortcomings I have, I only have one. I can't do it. I can't do it. Do you love it or not?

7. Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

8, you are dead, although I have no money, even if I sell money, I will install a WiFi in front of your grave!

9. It must be the best among the dregs and the beast among the beasts. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig!

10 fortunately, cremation is a policy now, otherwise your skeleton will excite anthropologists for a while in the future.

1 1, I promise you to wear a rockhopper, and you can do what I do.

12, spending Tanabata with yourself saves money and has no rival in love ~

13, Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable.

14, even if you are already taken, I will replace another flower with another.

16, thousands of people are looking for you. Looking back, you haven't worn long pants yet.

17, Tanabata Valentine's Day, nobody loves me, so I love myself.

18, the world belongs to us and our children, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.

19, Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend my spare money on a romantic cruise.

20. Every time I accidentally drop a melon seed, I feel that there is nothing in life that I can't let go.

2 1, holiday period: I wake up doesn't mean I get up, school period: I wake up doesn't mean I wake up, what a painful feeling!

22, it's all fake. I have to pretend to be experienced.

I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.

24. The robber said a wise saying when robbing a bank: Nobody moves! There is money, and life is your own!

Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

26. I laughed from the horizontal knife to the sky and went to bed after laughing!

27. Isn't it said that good medicine tastes bitter? Why hasn't it worked?

28. The ideal is full, but the reality is very backbone.

Whether you love me or not is none of my business, as long as I love you.

30, dreaming, everything is possible.

3 1, don't always say that I am pestering you like a fly. You really think you are shit.

32. A buddy's daughter-in-law was pregnant yesterday. When she saw me today, she was singing: I planted a seed and finally bore fruit. Today is a great day.

33. Nowadays, split personality is a fashion. The dog she slept with was a little split.

34. Because you don't love me, everything necessary is unnecessary; Because I love you, I forgive everything I shouldn't forgive.

35, gunfire, drums, drums, I am a rogue, who am I afraid of!

36. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

37, fleeting meteor, I only leave sadness.

Let me count my fingers. The temperature will not be very high tomorrow.

39. A drunken friend is a fool, while a loved one is a fool.

40. Without a starting point, there is no end point, but the distance between your starting point and the end point is so short.

4 1, the biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

Live well, because we will die for a long time.

43. The angle of the bed is so big. Alas, you wet the bed again. Happy holidays, children!