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Kneel for Japanese translation, thank you.

Li: Well, probably nobody can count horses. First, I took a group photo as a souvenir. When I came back, I counted it slowly. If you take pictures, it's always nine miles. ""it's time to shoot.

Yan Yong: Ha, ha, ha, ah, the tour guide is right.

Li: Yes. Like everyone else, Xingping, the main scenic spot under the Lijiang River, is finally cold. The scenery around here is the most beautiful place in Lijiang River. Many literati and painters love it.

Suzuki: Ah, is that water? Look, swimming leisurely in the water.

Ito: Hey, the children waved. Hello ~ ~, hello (Japanese)!

Li: Yes. Fish catch people, wash clothes, etc. What about the leisurely rural scenery? "

Suzuki: Tour guide, a photo, "What about you?

Ito: Please join me.

Li: Yes, that's good. Ah, just like the beauty described in landscape painting.

Ito: Well, if Xiao Li says so, I'll let him give it to you. That's great. You already have Alzheimer's disease. .

Li: From now on, Xingping at Lijiang Wharf will turn a blind eye and turn right at the market. For a while, it was a natural landscape. Please enjoy it if you are satisfied.

tourist attraction

Good morning everyone. Have a good rest, okay? Fatigue is the problem of your rest. Today is also a day, very happy. Let's go!

Today is finally the main vacation period of this tour, and it is the same on the Lijiang River. I'll take you there. The landscape of Guilin is characterized by "many beautiful mountains and rivers". In addition, Han Yu, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, said: "Take Roland as an example, you can sing like jade in the Lijiang River." The boat is blue and the Lijiang River is sliding. There are hundreds of magnificent panoramic forecasts of Qifeng on board. What fascinates everyone is the world of China's landscape painting. So, is the camera here? Is the film fully prepared? . Before the battery, forget it. Beautiful scenery is to be taken away, taken away and taken with local products.

Translation: Look at the explanation

Fuji elementary school newly compiled the national language dictionary "ンゴ Mountain" … So, which is the most beautiful mountain in Japan? Yes, Mount Fuji. Even children know about mountains. People who study Japanese in China pass through the mountains that everyone knows. It was 3776 meters. The mountain higher than it and the beauty of its shape have also become topics. There are many mountains in Guilin because of its unique shape. Stretch your right hand forward. There are quite a few irresponsible translations in the fruit. ンゴ shaped mountain. Then, these two buildings are collectively called "Fuji Apple Mountain". Although it is a joke in the mountains. This is also a fact. It is not too much that miracles produce strange stones. Man-made, not like this.

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