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How about keeping a cat?

It's good to keep cats at home.

1, don't go. Walking the dog is for its health, and it can also solve the problem of defecation. Cats don't need to walk, just leave it alone.

2, solve the problem. Prepare the cat toilet, cat litter, and the cat will get rid of the urine and bury it. You should clean it regularly. Cat litter, cat food and cat toilet are all necessary for cats.

You don't have to buy a cat's nest, they will find their own place to lie down. There is no need to buy a cat collar (flea ring, bell). If you wear this collar for a long time, it will wrinkle your neck. Flea rings don't work, and the bell will be noisy. Don't tie it up, keep it in a cage and don't buy cat clothes. Cats don't like bondage.

Don't feed the kitten milk in March. Some cats are naturally lactose intolerant and will die if they are fed milk. Buy special cat milk powder and rinse it with a needle. When you are born, you should gently rub the buttocks of nursing cats with toilet paper to excrete.

Cats can eat cat food and baby cat food after March.

5. They sleep about 16~20 hours every day and exercise twice (20 minutes each time). Pay attention to fragile things at home. Tableware, cups, vases, etc They will accidentally fall to the ground.

6, internal and external deworming. Take pesticides twice a year in the body to prevent parasites in the body and repel insects in vitro.

7. Observe the cat's middle ear once every two months. It's dark and dirty inside. Drop a few drops of ear oil and gently rub it behind your ear.

If you are ill, you should take him to see a doctor in time. Cats are strong and don't like to get sick, but once they get sick, they easily die. For example, if you have a bad appetite and diarrhea, see a doctor as soon as possible.

9. Cats generally have no problem vomiting. They may be spitting hair balls, or eating too much and eating too fast.

10, if you have a cat above the third floor, you should consider whether to seal the balcony according to the naughty level of the cat and other reasons. According to the balcony size and the materials selected for balcony sealing, it is about 500- 1000 RMB (including labor). There is a kind of plastic steel wire, which has invisible effect and can be considered for use.

1 1, cats love to bite the thread. Computer power cord, mobile phone data cable, earphone cable, etc. When you bite, you should warn and stop. After a few more bites, the cat will know that it can't bite the thread. Meanwhile, pay attention to the line.